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    Cause For Pregnant Pause, Part 3

    , | MI, USA | Health & Body

    Me: “Hi, welcome to [establishment]; what can I get for you today?”

    Customer: *angrily* “I would like to speak to a manager immediately.”

    (I go to the bathroom door where our manager is. She is currently feeling unwell, and thinks that she might be sick. I let her know someone is looking for a manager. I then return to the counter.)

    Me: “She will be up here in just a moment; is there anything I can do?”

    Customer: “Yes, you can tell your f****** manager to hurry it up! She’s so d*** fat, she takes forever to get up here.”

    Me: “Well, I can imagine that being pregnant and being sick would make you a little larger and slower.”

    Customer: “Oh…” *hastily leaves*

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