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    | Seattle, WA, USA |

    Me: “Hello, sir. Can I help you find anything?”

    Customer: “Well, you can start by telling me why every page of your catalog has the same thing on it.”

    Me: “Well, that’s actually a stack of one-page information fliers for the [product].”

    Customer: “Oh. Thank you.”