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Who Needs Math When You Can Sue

| Philadelphia, PA |

Pizza Customer: “I ordered a pizza, half pepperoni, half sausage … and half plain.”

Me: “Lady, there’s only two halves in a whole.”

Pizza Customer: “I know there are only two halves in a whole! I’m a lawyer; this treatment is unfair and I demand satisfaction!”

Vol. 2 of Strange Ways To Hold A Phone

| UK |

Customer (speaking over the telephone): “Could you speak up please, I’m deaf in one ear…”

On The Acoustical Properties of Wheelchairs

| UK |

Call Center Customer: “You’ll have to speak up love, I’m in a wheelchair!”

Apparently, It Grows On Trees Nowadays

| Seattle, WA |

Disgruntled Bank Customer: “What do you mean I don’t have any money? I still have checks in my book!”

(Customer opens up check book, showing off her blank checks)

Signs Are For Weaklings

| Pasadena |

Customer: “Can I have a vanilla ice cream?”

Me: “Sure, but we don’t have ice cream. I can sell you a vanilla frozen yogurt.”

Customer: “This is frozen yogurt?”

Me: “Yea, that’s why there’s a giant sign outside the store that says FROZEN YOGURT.”

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