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    No, really?

    , | Ontario, Canada |

    Customer at the drive-thru window: “I’d like my order to-go.”

    Bad Pickup Lines, Parte Deux

    | Philadelphia, PA |

    Bookstore Customer: “You have beautiful green eyes.”

    Me: “They’re blue.”

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    Signs Point To Yes

    , | Arcadia, CA |

    Sandwich Shop Worker: “Would you like mustard or mayonnaise on your sandwich?”

    Customer: “Yes, please.”

    (Sandwich shop worker stares)

    Customer: “Oops! I mean. Um…mayonnaise.”

    Sandwich Shop Worker: “How would you like to pay? Cash or credit?”

    Customer: “Okay.”

    (Sandwich shop worker stares some more)

    Monday Monday

    | Unknown Location |

    Hotel Guest: “Do you have rooms available on Monday?”

    Me: “What date?”

    Guest: “Monday!”

    Me: “No, what date?”

    Guest: (In an, aren’t you f**king psychic tone) “Jeez, the 11th.”

    Me: “Of what month?”

    Guest: “MONDAY!”

    Always Listen To Your Mother

    | West Virginia |

    Lady Looking At A Coat: “Oh, I don’t know if I can afford it!”

    Lady’s Mother: “You’ll have to sell your body on the street to pay for it, hun.”

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