November Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!

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Ba Dum Dum *Chhh*

| Sacramento, CA | Uncategorized

(Customer standing on top of an old, oak library ladder)

Bookstore Customer: “If I was your attorney, I would make you get rid of this ladder.”

Me: “If you were my attorney, I’d push you off it!”


He Who Warps The Fabric Of Space

| Philadelphia, PA | Uncategorized

Customer at a Bookstore in Philadelphia: “I‚Äôm looking for the Boston Zagat Restaurant guide, do you have a local interest section that would have it?”

Me: “No. Boston isn‚Äôt local. The restaurant guide would be with the rest of the Boston travel books.”

Customer: “Well there aren‚Äôt any on the shelf.”

Me: “We must be out of stock. I could order it for you.”

Customer: “No. Well are there any local stores around here that would have it?”

Me: “Boston is not local. Maybe you should wait until you go to Boston and buy it there.”

Customer: “Good idea.”


The Lady Doth Go For Broke, Methinks

| Cold Spring, KY | Uncategorized

(A lady enters the store and gives me a raincheck that expired long ago)

Me: “Um, ma’am, this raincheck expired 90 days after you received it.”

Customer: “It doesn’t say that.”

(I point to where it does, in fact, say that)

Customer: (completely seriously) “That wasn’t there before.”

(I hand the raincheck back)

Me: “Would you still like to buy this product?”

Customer: “Yes, I have this raincheck for buy one get one free.”

No, really?

, | Ontario, Canada | Uncategorized

Customer at the drive-thru window: “I’d like my order to-go.”

Bad Pickup Lines, Parte Deux

| Philadelphia, PA | Uncategorized

Bookstore Customer: “You have beautiful green eyes.”

Me: “They’re blue.”