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    When Generations Collide

    , | Los Angeles, CA |

    Old man in a Japanese Gift Shop: “Do you carry thongs here?”

    Me: “Uh… WHAT?”

    Old man: “You know… flippity flops… sandals!”

    Better Idea: Make Your Boys Wear Dresses

    , | Northern California, USA |

    Lady customer: “Where’s your boy stuff?”

    Me: “We don’t really have any. This store is mainly targeted for girls.”

    Lady customer: “WELL YOU SHOULD!”

    I’m Sure We Have A Book On That Topic

    | London |

    Customer: “Excuse me, how do I get up the stairs?”

    Me: “If you don’t already know, I’m afraid I can’t help you.”

    Paging Homeland Security To The Wine Cellar

    | Oregon |

    Me: “May I get something for you ladies to drink?”

    Lady 1: “Um, yes. (to Lady 2) What are you having, dear?”

    Lady 2: “I’ll have the white zinfandel.”

    Lady 1: “Oh yes, I’ll have the infidel, too. Last night I had the marlo!”

    Oh, You Mean THOSE Kinds Of Maps

    | Philadelphia, PA |

    Bookstore Customer: “Do you sell maps? You know, things with pictures of roads on them?”

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