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When Generations Collide

, | Los Angeles, CA | Uncategorized

Old man in a Japanese Gift Shop: “Do you carry thongs here?”

Me: “Uh… WHAT?”

Old man: “You know… flippity flops… sandals!”

Better Idea: Make Your Boys Wear Dresses

, | Northern California, USA | Uncategorized

Lady customer: “Where’s your boy stuff?”

Me: “We don’t really have any. This store is mainly targeted for girls.”

Lady customer: “WELL YOU SHOULD!”

I’m Sure We Have A Book On That Topic

| London | Uncategorized

Customer: “Excuse me, how do I get up the stairs?”

Me: “If you don’t already know, I’m afraid I can’t help you.”

Paging Homeland Security To The Wine Cellar

| Oregon | Uncategorized

Me: “May I get something for you ladies to drink?”

Lady 1: “Um, yes. (to Lady 2) What are you having, dear?”

Lady 2: “I’ll have the white zinfandel.”

Lady 1: “Oh yes, I’ll have the infidel, too. Last night I had the marlo!”

Oh, You Mean THOSE Kinds Of Maps

| Philadelphia, PA | Uncategorized

Bookstore Customer: “Do you sell maps? You know, things with pictures of roads on them?”


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