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    Reminder: Geeks Rule Themed Giveaway

    | Not Always RightNot Always Right | Announcements, Geeks Rule, Themed Giveaway
    Want to win a Not Always Right t-shirt?
    Enter Not Always Right’s July Themed Story Giveaway:
    Geeks Rule!

    Entering is as easy as 1-2-3:

    1. Submit a funny or interesting story about geeks.
    2. Enter your email address in the form to qualify.
    3. All posted stories will be entered in a drawing to win a free t-shirt gift certificate, to use in the official Not Always Right shop!

    PS: winners will be announced the first Wednesday of every month. Next free t-shirt gift certificate: Wednesday, August 7!

    Space-Time Is Money

    | Minneapolis, MN, USA | Geeks Rule, Technology, Themed Giveaway, Top

    (A customer enters, walks to the middle of the store, and starts looking around.)

    Me: “You look lost.”

    Customer: “Where’s your time machine?”

    Me: “…sorry, what?”

    Customer: “Don’t you guys have a time machine?”

    Me: *laughing* “I kind of wish we did.”

    Customer: “That’s weird that you don’t have one.”

    (There is a pause.)

    Customer: “Wait, what did I say?”

    Me: “You asked for a time machine.”

    Customer: “Oh, God, I meant an ATM machine.”

    Me: “Yup, right over here.”

    Customer: “Sorry, I don’t know what I was thinking.”

    Me: “It’s alright, you made my day. Good luck finding the time machine!”

    A Super-Brew, Iron Grind, And Served Dark (Knight)

    | QLD, Australia | Food & Drink, Geeks Rule, Themed Giveaway

    (The coffee chain I work at collects money for a children’s charity. Once a month we dress up in costumes; it’s a lot of fun. This month the theme is Superheroes. I’m female, but dressed as Iron Man; there’s also Wonder Woman, Super Girl, and Batgirl.)

    Elderly Customer: “Can you actually fly in that get-up?”

    Me: “Sure can, but it spills the coffees.”

    Male Customer: “Super heroes? Serving coffee? It’s like all my teenage dreams come true! Except for you, Iron Man, cause I don’t swing that way.”

    Regular Customer: “Did you get a second job?”

    Me: “Yep. Saving the world doesn’t pay the bills.”

    Wild & Unruly Themed Giveaway Roundup

    | Not Always Right | Roundups, Themed Giveaway, Wild & Unruly

    Wild & Unruly Themed Giveaway Roundup! Here’s a final roundup of stories from last month’s themed giveaway!

    1. Thinks He Is Customer Number One (2,565 thumbs up)
    2. Assault And Battery Included (2,043 thumbs up)
    3. Hey Mr DJ, Put My Record On (3,112 thumbs up)
    4. Should Have Stayed Clear Of The Bottle (2,955 thumbs up)
    5. Insulting Jitsu, And Then It Hits You (2,573 thumbs up)
    6. Animal-Hating, Manner-less And Bigoted, Oh My (2,211 thumbs up)
    7. They Need A Backup Sign (2,085 thumbs up)
    8. Running A Mile With Another Man’s Shoes (1,669 thumbs up)
    9. A Bit Light On Being Polite (1,932 thumbs up)
    10. Maid of Dishonor (1,904 thumbs up)

    PS #1: check out our new Extras section, with pictures, videos, and news galore!

    PS #2: Read more roundups here!

    July Themed Story Giveaway: Geeks Rule!

    | Not Always Right | Announcements, Geeks Rule, Themed Giveaway
    Want to win a Not Always Right t-shirt?
    Enter Not Always Right’s July Themed Story Giveaway:
    Geeks Rule!

    Entering is as easy as 1-2-3:

    1. Submit a funny or interesting story about geeks.
    2. Enter your email address in the form to qualify.
    3. All posted stories will be entered in a drawing to win a free t-shirt gift certificate, to use in the official Not Always Right shop!

    PS: Congratulations to a lucky reader for winning June Themed Story Giveaway, which featured stories about Wild & Unruly Customers. The winning submission: Hey Mr DJ, Put My Record On (3,112 thumbs up).

    PS #2: winners will be announced the first Wednesday of every month. Next free t-shirt gift certificate: Wednesday, August 7!


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