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    August Theme Of The Month: Best. Customer. Ever!

    Announcements, Theme Of The Month
    Introducing the Theme Of The Month: Best. Customer. Ever!

    Entering is easy:

    1. Submit a funny or interesting story about this month’s theme: Best. Customer. Ever. Share a story about your favorite customer!
    2. At the end of the month, we’ll feature our favorite Theme Of The Month stories in a roundup!

    July Theme Of The Month: Great Timing!

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    Introducing July’s Theme Of The Month: Great Timing!

    Entering is easy:

    1. Submit a funny or interesting story about this month’s theme: Great Timing. Share a story about lucky timing with customers!
    2. At the end of the month, we’ll feature our favorite Theme Of The Month stories in a roundup!

    June Theme Of The Month: Stuck In A Tourist Trap!

    Announcements, Theme Of The Month
    Introducing June’s Theme Of The Month: Stuck In A Tourist Trap!

    Entering is easy:

    1. Submit a funny or interesting story about this month’s theme: Stuck In A Tourist Trap. Share a story about bad customer tourists!
    2. At the end of the month, we’ll feature our favorite Theme Of The Month stories in a roundup!

    May Theme Of The Month: Movie Mayhem!

    Announcements, Theme Of The Month
    Introducing May’s Theme Of The Month: Movie Mayhem!

    Entering is easy:

    1. Submit a funny or interesting story about this month’s theme: Movie Mayhem. Share a story about how your bad customer experience can relate to the movies!
    2. At the end of the month, we’ll feature our favorite Theme Of The Month stories in a roundup!

    Religion Really Gets My Goat

    | Dallas, TX, USA | Religion, Theme Of The Month

    (After running out of diapers in the middle of the night, my husband runs out to the nearest grocery store. There are a few people in line when this happens.)

    Lady Behind In Line: “So where are you from?”

    Husband: “Oh, I’m from New Orleans.”

    Lady Behind In Line: “No, where are you really from? You know; your people?”

    Husband: “I was born in India, but immigrated to the US as an infant.

    Lady Behind In Line: “India? How wonderful. My church has helped save a lot of the heathens there! Have you been saved by the blood of our savior, Jesus Christ? If you’re not saved, you and your family will burn in Hell for all time.”

    (The entire line goes silent, shocked at the gall of this woman. My husband decides to have some fun with her.)

    Husband: “No, I come from a long line of Satanists. We’re having a sacrificial ceremony nearby if you’d like to attend? Wait, do you know where I can buy a couple of goats?”

    (The woman turns white, drops her items on the floor, and runs out.)

    Cashier: “D***! I was about to tell her I belong to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!”

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