Not Always Right on Facebook Not Always Right on Twitter Not Always Right Unfiltered on Tumblr
Featured Story:
  • Filled With Creamy Justice
    (1,990 thumbs up)
  • July Theme Of The Month: Animal Madness!
    Submit your story today!

    Category: Technology

    The realm of Technical Support is there to provide expert assistance to those who are not so tech-savvy. Although they still expect you to know what a computer is, and how to turn it on, and to know that you can’t ‘fix the internet’ because it isn’t pretty enough. You have been warned…

    Persistent ID-10-T Error

    | Mesa, AZ, USA | Technology

    (I work warranty at a well known cellular phone company. A customer arrives and complains that her phone is not charging. She had come in the previous day with the same issue, and a representative had replaced her phone without troubleshooting her issue.)

    Customer: “This phone is terrible! This is the second one and it still won’t charge! I want you to give me a new phone! There is no way I’m keeping this model.”

    Me: “Alright, let me take a look and see what might be going on…”

    (I troubleshoot the phone for about 15 minutes, but the phone seems to hold its charge just fine. I can see no other issues with the phone, battery, or charger.)

    Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but the phone seems to be in perfect working condition.”

    (She snatches the phone from my hands and grabs the charger cord off the desk, and attempts to plug it in.)

    Customer: “See, this stupid cable doesn’t even fit! It’s useless!”

    Me: “Ma’am, that’s not the charging port, that’s the memory card slot.”

    Customer: “Oh. Well, it’s still a stupid phone!” *storms off*

    (Bodily) Equipment Malfunctions

    | New Zealand | Technology

    (The modems we supply customers with have a light that has “PPP” written next to it. Customers often call up when their internet is down and tell us that their PPP light is off.)

    Me: “Hi, thank you for calling [ISP]. How may I assist you?”

    Customer: *distressed* “My PP is not working!”

    Me: “Sorry?”

    Customer: “Something is wrong with my PP!”

    Introducing The Dumbbook Pro

    | Connecticut, USA | Technology

    (Note: A new operating system has just come out for our computers.)

    Customer: “Hi, I wanted to get the new OS but I’m having some trouble. It gives me an error when try to download it from the App Store.”

    Me: “Okay, what kind of error is it giving? Are you running version 10.6?”

    Customer: “Yeah, it just won’t let me get it. I don’t know why.”

    Me: “How old is the computer?”

    Customer: “A couple years.”

    Me: “That’s strange. You should be able to get it. You might want to bring the computer in to have us take a look. What kind of computer is it?”

    Customer: “A Dell.”

    Me: “Excuse me?”

    Customer: “It’s a Dell. I got it a couple if years ago. It’s running Windows XP.”

    Me: “Ah. Well, unfortunately, the new OS is Mac OS X. You would need a Mac to be able to run it.”

    Customer: “Oh. Well, that’s really inconvenient!”

    Unlimited Cluelessness Plan

    | NY, USA | Technology, Top

    (A woman comes storming through the doors. She blasts by other customers who are waiting in line and slams her phone onto the counter.)

    Me: “Is there something I can–”

    Customer: “This phone you sold me is a piece of s***!”

    Me: “I’m sorry to hear that. What exactly is wrong with it?”

    Customer: “It doesn’t work! I can’t get any calls on it!”

    Me: “Let me take a look.”

    (I pick up the phone and begin to examine it as the woman continues to rant and rave.)

    Customer: “I paid a ridiculous amount of money for this thing! I can’t believe you would charge me so much for something that doesn’t even work! What is the world coming to? Have you no shame? Do you do this to all your customers?”

    Me: “I think I see the problem, ma’am.”

    Customer: “Yes? And?”

    Me: “This is a TV remote.”

    (All the other customers are watching, dead silent.)

    Customer: *mutters* “I…I think I must have…grabbed the wrong…”

    (She snatches her remote and flees the store. As soon as she disappears, the entire store bursts into laughter.)

    Computer See, Computer Do

    | Dublin, Ireland | Technology

    Customer: “So, I bought this printer from you and set it all up. My computer keeps saying ‘printer not found’.”

    Me: “Well, that doesn’t sound right. Could you tell me what you have tried so far?”

    Customer: “Well, I turned the screen towards the printer, but the computer still keeps telling me that it can’t find the printer…”


    Page 97/122First...9596979899...Last