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    The realm of Technical Support is there to provide expert assistance to those who are not so tech-savvy. Although they still expect you to know what a computer is, and how to turn it on, and to know that you can’t ‘fix the internet’ because it isn’t pretty enough. You have been warned…

    You’d Bella Believe It

    | Wilmington, NC, USA | Movies & TV, Technology, Top

    Me: “Thank you for calling. May I have your first and last name please?”

    Caller: “Yes this is [name] from [wireless store] and I need help with switching a customer’s phone.”

    Me: “I can certainly assist you with changing the phone. May I have the serial number for the new phone?”

    Caller: “Yes, it’s A as in Alpha, E as in Edward, and C…as in Cullen.” *awkward pause* “Don’t judge me!”

    Setting The Wrong Tone

    | Chattanooga, TN, USA | Technology

    Me: “Thanks for calling [copier company], can I help you?”

    Caller: “Yes, I’d like to order some toner for my copier.”

    Me: “Okay, is this for a black and white machine or a color machine?”

    Caller: “Well, the machine is kind of cream-colored…”

    Digical Is Made Up Of Ones And D’ohs

    | Leicestershire, UK | Funny Names, Technology

    Customer: “Hello, could you help me find a TV I was looking at yesterday?”

    Me: “Yes, of course.”

    (I show her the wall with TVs mounted on. There are around 40 different models.)

    Me: “Which TV were you looking at?”

    Customer: “I’m not sure. It’s digical.”

    Me: “These are all digital TVs. Can you remember the brand?”

    Customer: “No, it’s one of the digical ones.”

    Me: “Okay. Do you know what size or color it was?”

    Customer: *pauses* “It’s digical.”

    Me: “Okay, I’m not sure what you mean. I’ll go find one of the sales staff and see if they can help you.”

    Customer: *as I leave* “Tell them it’s digical!”

    His Repair Method Doesn’t Hold Water

    | USA | Extra Stupid, Math & Science, Technology, Top

    (A customer brings his laptop in to be fixed.)

    Customer: “It won’t turn on.”

    (I plug it in, and press the power button, doesn’t work. I flip it over to make sure the battery is locked into place and see rust/corrosion all over the battery.)

    Me: “Whoa! We can’t fix this. It isn’t safe. What happened to it?”

    Customer: “It got hot, so I put water on it.”

    Unlimited Texts, Limited Intelligence

    | Baltimore, MD, USA | Family & Kids, Technology

    (After purchasing a cell phone a few hours ago, a teenager and her mom return, saying they’re having difficulty.)

    Me: “What seems to be the problem?”

    Customer’s mom: “She’s having problems sending a text message to her dad.”

    Customer: “Yeah, it keeps saying that it doesn’t recognize his phone or something.”

    Me: “Oh, that’s odd. Here, show me.”

    (The customer types a short message along with her dad’s number, and hits send. After a few moments, a message reads ‘Error: Your message was not sent. Address is not a recognized mobile device’.)

    Me: “Oh…are you trying to text it to his home phone?”

    Customer’s mom:“Yes! Why does that matter?”

    Me: “Because only cell phones can receive text messages. It’s not going to work.”

    Customer’s mom:“What? Since when? Well, she’d like a plan that can do that.”

    Me: “I’m sorry ma’am, it’s not up to me. That’s just how phones work.”

    Customer: “But it’s an unlimited texting plan!”

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