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    Weekly Roundup: Dog-Gone Customers!

    | Not Always Right | Pets & Animals, Roundups

    Dog Gone Customers! This week’s roundup features dog owning-customers whose behavior has gone to the dogs!

    1. Beverly Spills Chihuahua (2,884 thumbs up)
      A fast food customer’s attempt to sneak her dog in under her shirt leaves her soaked and una-pee-ling!
    2. Bow-Wow Bigotry (1,536 thumbs up)
      Proof paws-itive that discrimination still occurs, no matter how many legs (and tails) you have.
    3. Nip-Picking (3,028 thumbs up)
      A “ticked”-off owner gets a crash course in doggy anatomy!
    4. Bestial Superiority Complexes (1,830 thumbs up)
      If this bigoted bow-wow’s owner doesn’t like bad breeding, they should look in the mirror.
    5. Wait…You Can Do That? (4,174 thumbs up)
      A customer mistakes the local kennel for an all-you-can-dog buffet!

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    Weekly Roundup: Grow Up Already!

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    Grow Up Already! This week’s roundup features customers that may look like grown ups, but act like kids!

    1. Spoiled (3,766 thumbs up)
      The spoiled princess in this story isn’t the daughter, but her out-of-control mother!
    2. Daddy’s Little Grown-Up And Not-So-Bright Girl (2,604 thumbs up)
      We’ll always help children who are lost, except when they’re neither children — or lost.
    3. Your Prank Got Spanked, Part 2 (4,261 thumbs up)
      Mike Hunt finally meets I.P. Freely!
    4. Trucker In Need Of Break Fluid (6,649 thumbs up)
      A demanding customer learns why it’s important to “please” his server.
    5. Do As I Say, Not As I Play (2,481 thumbs up)
      Instead of playing games, this immature father should play the adult!

    PS #1: check out our new Extras section, with pictures, videos, and news galore!

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    Extras Roundup: 6 Silly Store Signs

    | Not Always Right | Roundups

    Want to inject some fun into your store? Check out these funny store signs from our Extras section that may inspire you to create some of your own! Don’t forget to Like us on Facebook!

    Think Twice About Discounts
    (118 thumbs up)
    Flexible Hours
    (116 thumbs up)
    Grouchy Surcharge
    (158 thumbs up)
    Pick Two Out Of Three
    (121 thumbs up)
    Unattended Children Warning
    (146 thumbs up)
    Would You Be Rich?
    (101 thumbs up)

    Do you have a funny sign in your store or did you create one of your own? Share it with us!

    Weekly Roundup: Hopelessly Heartless

    | Not Always Right | Roundups

    Hopelessly Heartless! This week’s roundup features customers that are the worst of the worst: uncaring, mean-spirited, and heartless!

    1. Always Right, Even When Shooting Down A Helicopter (4,402 thumbs up)
      Neither helicopter nor heart attack will get in the way of this teed-off golfer’s swing!
    2. Driving Miss Crazy, Part 2 (4,075 thumbs up)
      If a snow storm and a car accident won’t stop this crazy driver, crashing into a police car just might.
    3. Wake Up And Smell The Snooty (2,668 thumbs up)
      Snooty restaurant customers are always right—even when their waiter is having an epileptic seizure!
    4. Got Love In The Bank (3,527 thumbs up)
      Truly heartless: a wife decides to get some banking done while her husband is having a heart attack.
    5. The Show Must Go On (3,209 thumbs up)
      A fellow customer’s heart may have stopped, but there’s no stopping a movie for these selfish theater-goers!

    PS #1: check out our new Extras section, with pictures, videos, and news galore!

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    July Top Story Roundup

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    July Top Story Roundup: From a bite-sized Batman to bigots getting the boot, here are our top-rated stories for the month of July!

    1. Harry Potter And The Disorder Of The Forks-Flicks (3,093 thumbs up)
      An out-of-control bookstore customer gets into a Twi-fight—with another customer!
    2. Revenge Is A Treat Best Served Sweet, Part 2 (3,047 thumbs up)
      A pint-sized customer gets a gallon of ice creaming for battling rudeness.
    3. Never Say No To La Novia (2,735 thumbs up)
      When a caring father saves an employee from harassment, he says “adios” to bigotry and his ex-wife!
    4. This We’ll Defend (2,681 thumbs up)
      Attack an employee and you’ll go to war—with the U.S. Army!
    5. Respect Your Zombie Elders (2,511 thumbs up)
      A 5-year-old gives a mouthy, zombie-crazed customer a piece of her mind.

    PS #1: check out our new Extras section, with pictures, videos, and news galore!

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