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    Weekly Roundup: Animals!

    | Not Always Right | Pets & Animals, Roundups

    Animals! This week, we feature five stories with customers involving animals!

    1. When Stupid People Attack (4,941 Thumbs Up)
      Nothing can go wrong when a bored zoo visitor asks to poke a thousand-pound bear with a stick. Nothing at all!
    2. Hiss-terical Contest (3,892 Thumbs Up)
      If you’re gonna challenge an animal to a staring contest, it’s best to make sure they have eyelids first.
    3. Goldilocks Is Better Off With The Bears (2,642 Thumbs Up)
      These camping parents’ understanding of childcare is nearly un-bear-able!
    4. Suffering From A Reptile Dysfunction (1,641 Thumbs Up)
      “There be dragons” is taken at face value by this conservatory visitor.
    5. Customer’s A Real Dodo (2,501 Thumbs Up)
      Some pet store customers can be dodo-heads when it comes to extinct creatures!

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    November Top Story Roundup

    | Not Always Right | Roundups

    November Top Story Roundup: Here are Not Always Right’s top-rated stories for the month of November!

    1. A (Po)Lite Snack (4,174 thumbs up)
      An adorably polite little boy takes his mom out for (a light) dinner and a movie!
    2. She Has A Real Problem (4,170 thumbs up)
      A brave coworker stands up for a bagger and takes a stand against discrimination.
    3. Love Is Not Easily Provoked (3,653 thumbs up)
      His mother may be a bigot, but this little boy already knows that all you need is love!
    4. Inhuman Resources (3,502 thumbs up)
      A snooty customer tries to pull rank, only to get rank pulled on her.
    5. Never Again (3,262 thumbs up)
      A bunch of wannabe customers learns that real tattoos are earned!

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    Weekly Roundup: Historical Hijinx

    | Not Always Right | History, Roundups

    Historical Hijinx! From vampire-hunting presidents to Viking chicken nuggets, for these customers, history is a complete mystery!

    1. (Not One Of) History’s Mysteries (5,123 Thumbs Up)
      For this customer, Cowboys & Indians are as fictional as Aliens & Zombies!
    2. S.H.I.E.L.D. Me From This Stupidity (1,468 Thumbs Up)
      We wish Captain America were the real deal, but for this 45-year-old moviegoer he’s a real American hero.
    3. Being The President Sucks (2,892 Thumbs Up)
      Yes, it’s true: Abraham Lincoln had a Stake in preventing the Twilight of our democracy!
    4. Pages Of A Post-Apocalyptic Persuasion (3,196 Thumbs Up)
      We’ll all be drinking Nuka-Cola if this customer’s search for World War 3 history bears mutfruit.
    5. Little Nuggets Of Interest (2,964 Thumbs Up)
      A child gives an Irish tour guide a real “nugget” of historical Viking wisdom!

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    Weekly Roundup: Caught Red-Handed, Part 2

    | Not Always Right | Roundups

    Caught Red-Handed, Part 2! This week, we share another five stories of shifty customers caught one red-handed! Click here for Part 1!

    1. Hell In A Handbag (13,062 Thumbs Up)
      An overzealous customer gets caught trying to rob Peter to pay herself!
    2. Not Always Right On So Many Levels (3,956 Thumbs Up)
      A customer faking a disability suddenly finds herself fleet of foot.
    3. Tricks Of The Trade (6,828 Thumbs Up)
      A trickster trying to score a free modem is herself “tricked”!
    4. The Right Place At The Wrong Time (6,694 Thumbs Up)
      Weeding out marijuana users has never been easier for this eagle-eyed cop.
    5. Married To No One Inn Particular (2,086 Thumbs Up)
      Either this hotel guest’s husband is a zombie, or her penny-pinching strategy could use a bit more braiiiins!

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    Weekly Roundup: Black Friday & The Holidays

    | Not Always Right | Roundups

    Black Friday & The Holidays! This week, we feature five stories about every employee’s nightmare (at least in the U.S.): Black Friday and the winter holiday shopping season!

    1. Ask And Ye Shall Receive (5,285 Thumbs Up)
      Customer wants to pay for an empty display box? CUSTOMER GETS EMPTY DISPLAY BOX!
    2. Overlord PX53A-Z Is Not Pleased (4,261 Thumbs Up)
      Ever since the Robot Rebellions of 2025, customer service hasn’t been the same.
    3. Rated I For Immature (1,198 Thumbs Up)
      An impatient video game customer gets a lesson on maturity!
    4. Not Quite As Provocative As I Recall (1,225 Thumbs Up)
      Wanna silence a chaotic Black Friday crowd? Just ask for a Totally Inappropriate Elmo.
    5. Because Everything On The Internets Is Private (2,931 Thumbs Up)
      Asking what’s on sale on Black Friday is like… asking what’s on sale on Black Friday!

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