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    They Must Have Learned From Vader’s Wheezing Problem

    | Calgary, AB, Canada | At The Checkout, Movies & TV

    (An angry looking young couple storms into the convenience store.)

    Man: “You sell cigarettes?”

    Me: “Yes.”

    Man: “You smoking b******!”

    Me: “I don’t smoke. I’m not the one that picks out the–”

    Woan: “That is f***ing illegal!”

    Me: “No, actually, it’s not.”

    (The woman pulls something out of her purse and writes a message on it. She slams it on the counter and she and her husband storm off. I look at it later and it is a picture of a Death Star. The message reads ‘This is coming to get you!’.)

    These Are Not The Coins You Are Looking For

    | Salem, OR, USA | At The Checkout, Movies & TV

    (I have just finished ringing up a small order for a man and his 20-year-old son. Their change is only three cents, and they have already started walking away before I could hand it to them.)

    Me: “Wait, I’ve still got your change, unless you don’t want it.”

    Customer’s son: *doing Jedi hand wave* “We want our change.”

    Me: *at the same time* “You don’t want your change.”

    (We both wait a beat, then everyone in line breaks out laughing. We hadn’t practiced it, either.)

    Thankful For A Thankless Job

    | Florida, USA | Movies & TV

    (I am working behind the concession stand on Thanksgiving day.)

    Me: “How can I help you?”

    Customer: “Can I buy some of that food over there?”

    (They point to the employee’s Thanksgiving food we have to eat between shows.)

    Me: “No, sir, I’m sorry it’s not for sale.”

    Customer: “Why not? That’s ridiculous.”

    Me: “Our families brought us that food for Thanksgiving since we have to be here instead of celebrating with them. I can’t sell it to you.”

    Customer: “You’re so selfish!”

    Finding Emo

    | Georgia, USA | Movies & TV

    (At my theater our uniforms are all black. I am tearing tickets when two teenage girls walk up. They are looking around very confused.)

    Me: “Can I help you?”

    Customer: *looking lost* “Do you work here?”

    Me: “Yes.”

    Customer: Oh! We thought you were just goth.”

    3D Vision Vs Pre-Vision

    | Tempe, AZ, USA | Movies & TV

    Customer: “Two.”

    Me: “For which movie?”

    Customer: *silence*

    Me: “Which movie would you like to see?”

    Customer: *silence*

    Me: “Can you hear me?”

    Customer: “Yes, I said two!”

    Me: “I heard that, but you have to tell me which movie you want to see before I can sell you a ticket.”

    Customer: “Oh, I have to pick one?”

    Me: “Yes.”

    Customer: “Well how should I know what I want to see? I haven’t seen any of them yet!”

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