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    It Pays To Be Patient

    | Calgary, Canada | Awesome Customers, Money, Technology, Top

    (I am a waitress. One of my customers has just finished eating and is using a debit card to pay for his meal. The machine automatically includes a step giving the option to include a tip.)

    Customer: “I don’t understand technology. This machine isn’t working. It won’t let me leave a tip!”

    (The machine clearly gives three options: Leave a tip in a dollar amount, a percentage amount, or skip the tip.)

    Me: “Well, sir, you have three choices: a dollar amount, a percentage amount, or no tip. To choose one, press the button directly underneath it on the screen, and the machine will take you to the next step.”

    Customer: “Oh, okay!”

    (He proceeds to type in a dollar amount, but the machine does nothing since he has not chosen the dollar option.)

    Customer: “It still doesn’t work! They made this machine far too difficult to use!”

    Me: “Okay, well, I’ll just explain your options to you again…”

    (This time, I physically point to each of the three buttons as I explain the difference between the three options.)

    Customer: “Oh, okay!”

    (He again proceeds to type a dollar amount without choosing an option.)

    Customer: “The machine doesn’t work!”

    Me: “Okay, sir, if you want to add a tip as a dollar amount, press the first button there labelled ‘$’. The machine will take you to the next step, and then you can enter the amount you wish to leave.”

    Customer: “Oh, okay!”

    (He still doesn’t get it. I end up explaining about 7 more times until he finally pushes the button to proceed to the next step.)

    Customer: “Oh… well, that was easy! I don’t know why it took so long for me to understand that. Thank you for being so patient. I’m going to leave you $1 for every time you had to explain it to me!”

    (He ended up leaving me a $10 tip. His meal had only amounted to $25. Definitely one of the best customers I’ve had!)

    From Penny Foolish To Pound Wise

    | UK | Money

    (I work in a well-known UK pound store. A middle-aged customer and her teenage daughter walk up to me.)

    Customer: “Excuse me. How much is this?” *holds up item*

    Me: “It’s £1; everything here is £1.”

    (I smile kindly, nodding towards the 20-foot sign hanging on the wall for all to see.)

    Customer: “Oh, wonderful! Thank you very much!”

    Me: “No problem!”

    (No less than 5 seconds later, she calls to me again.)

    Customer: “Oh, excuse me! How much is this?”

    Me: “It’s £1. Everything is £1.”

    (The customer’s daughter covers her face.)

    Customer: “Are you sure dear? Maybe you should check…”

    Me: “I don’t need to madam; I know it’s £1. Everything here is.”

    (Not believing me, the customer huffs, asks another member of staff, and gets the same answer.)

    Customer: “Well, that seems cheap.”

    Customer’s Daughter: “For god’s sake, mum, that’s the point! It’s a POUND SHOP! EVERYTHING IS £1!”

    Customer: “Well, they should put up a sign and make it more clear!”

    (Simultaneously, her daughter, my colleague, and I all point at the giant sign.)

    Customer: “That’s not clear! You should make it CLEAR!”

    (The customer turns and stomps off.)

    Customer’s Daughter: “I’m not taking her anywhere again.”

    (Two weeks later, the same customer returns. This time, another customer is asking me a similar question about pricing.)

    Another Customer: *to me* “How much is this?”

    Customer: *jumps in* “It’s £1! Everything is £1!” *huffs* “Some people are SO stupid!”

    The Only Place You’ll Be Driven Is Crazy

    | Macon, GA, USA | Family & Kids, Money, Transportation

    (I’m on the phone with a customer. I can hear kids running around and screaming in the background.)

    Customer: “I talked to the man earlier. He said y’all do cars for five hundred down?”

    Me: “Yes, ma’am.”

    Customer: “What’s y’all… hold on a sec… *she yells at the kids making noise in the background* “QUIT THAT! I’M ON THE F***ING PHONE!” *back to me* “What do y’all need from me?”

    Me: “Well, we ask for a pay stub as proof of income, a copy of your driver’s license, and some references.”

    Customer: “Well, I do a daycare out of my home. That’s my job. Is that okay?”

    A Stickler For Stickers

    | London, UK | Money

    (We are having a summer sale, and I am busy stickering a bunch of notebooks which are 50% off. Note: these stickers are merely to alert the customers of the discount; the items are automatically discounted when scanned at the till).

    Customer: *picks up notebook* “Is this half off, too?”

    Me: “Of course. All of these notebooks are.”

    Customer: “What about these two?”

    Me: “Yup, all of them!”

    Customer: “Could you put a sticker on this one, then?”

    Me: “It’s okay; it doesn’t need one. All our items are automatically reduced at the till. Is there anything else you need?”

    Customer: *agitated* “Yeah, I want a sticker on this d*** notebook!”

    Me: “Honestly, it’s an automatic system and it doesn’t need one.”

    (The customer just stands there. I eventually lean over and place a sticker on the notebook. The customer’s attitude immediately improves.)

    Customer: “Thank you very much!”

    Fee For The Taking

    | Chicago, IL, USA | Extra Stupid, Money

    Caller: “I would like free shipping for this product.”

    Me: “We’re sorry, but we don’t have any free shipping deals today.”

    Caller: “I want free shipping.”

    Me: “There is no free shipping, so I really can’t give you free shipping.”

    Caller: “I don’t want the product, then.”

    (I decide to try another approach.)

    Me: “How about I add $6.99 to your order and then give you free shipping? Would that be okay?”

    Caller: “That would be great! Thank you so much! Thanks for the great customer service!”

    Me: “Okay, sir. You go have a good day.”

    Caller: “Thank you! Thanks for the free shipping!”

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