November Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!

Category: Money

Make You Fall Off Your Chair

| FL, USA | Bizarre, History, Money

(I am at a gas station and the customer in front of me is paying. He notices he has an Alabama state quarter.)

Customer: “Is that an electric chair on there? Was Alabama the first state to use the electric chair?”

Cashier: “No, sir, that’s Helen Keller.”

Customer: “Why the h*** did they put Helen Keller in an electric chair?!”

Can’t Re-Coupon The Difference

| Indianapolis, IN, USA | At The Checkout, Bizarre, Money

Me: “Okay, your total comes to $219.79; do you have any coupons?”

Customer: “Oh, yes, I have a $10 coupon and a 20% coupon.”

Me: “You are able to use one coupon per transaction, so with the 20% off, your new total is $179.83. Go ahead and slide your card.”

Customer: “Well, can I use the $10 coupon instead?”

Me: “Um…sure.” *deletes the 20% coupon, uses the $10 off coupon* “Your new total is $209.79. Go ahead and slide your card, please.”

Customer: *voice rising* “Wait! Why is it more now?!”

Me: “Because you are deciding to use your $10 coupon instead of your 20% coupon, which will give you more off.”

Customer: *slightly hysterical* “So are you telling me I can NEVER use my $10 coupon?!”

Me: “Ma’am, you can use your $10 coupon whenever you want, but in THIS transaction, you save more with the 20% off coupon.”

Customer: *looking crazily at both coupons*

Me: “Sooo…. with the 20% coupon, you save $43.96. With the TEN DOLLAR coupon, you save TEN DOLLARS.”

Customer: “Wow. I’m NEVER gonna be able to get rid of this $10 coupon! Why do you guys send them to us if we can’t use them?”

Me: *finishing transaction with the 20% off coupon and bag clothes, all the while smiling brightly* “Thanks for shopping with us. You have saved $43.96. Have a great day!”

Customer: *still muttering as she’s leaving* “I just CAN’T get rid of this $10 coupon!”

Good Clean Money

| IN, USA | At The Checkout, Bizarre, Money

(I am the customer.)

Me: *handing money to the cashier* “Wait. First, I have to warn you: this money is wet.”

Cashier: *freezes*

Me: “I swear it’s because I’m an idiot and washed my wallet in the laundry. I promise, it’s the cleanest money you’ll handle all day!”

Cashier: “Thanks for the warning!”

A One-Sided Argument

| USA | At The Checkout, Criminal/Illegal, Extra Stupid, Money

Me: “Your total is $15.50.”

Customer: “Here you go.” *hands me a $50 bill*

Me: “Uh… I’m sorry, sir. I can’t accept this. Do you have another form of payment?”

Customer: “What? Why not?!”

Me: “It’s fake.”

Customer: “No it’s not!”

Me: “It’s only printed on one side…”

Customer: “That’s how they make them now!”

Me: *buzzing security* “Sir, I can assure you that is not at all how ‘they’ make $50 bills.”

Customer: “Do your pen thing! Watch. When it shows up real, you’ll feel stupid.”

Me: *facepalm* “Sure, let’s try the counterfeit pen.” *I make a mark on the fake bill and it turns black* “See? You printed it out on computer paper.”


(The customer was soon picked up by security who held him until the police showed up. I don’t know what happened to him after that.)

Refunder Blunder, Part 13

| Chicago, IL, USA | At The Checkout, Extra Stupid, Money

Customer: “Hi, I want to return this watch.”

Me: “Sure thing, do you have the receipt?”

(Customer hands over receipt.)

Me: *after ringing the return up* “Okay so you’re getting $15 back on your card.”

Customer: “$15?! No, the price tag says it’s $24.99!”

Me: “Yes but you used a coupon to pay for it. You only paid $15 so that’s how much you’ll get back.”

Customer: “No, the price tag says $24.99! I should be getting $24.99 back!”

Me: *circling her total on the receipt* “Look, right here on the receipt, you used this coupon with your purchase which brought the total down to $15. You did not pay $24.99 so we can’t give you more money back than what you paid. We can only give you back what you gave us.”

Customer: “Well, that is f****** ridiculous!”

Me: “I’m sorry, there’s nothing I can do. You can swipe your card whenever you’re ready to get your money put back on it.”

Customer: *snatches watch back* “Forget it. I’ll just keep it.”

Refunder Blunder, Part 12
Refunder Blunder, Part 11
Refunder Blunder, Part 10