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Category: Math & Science

Everyone needs basic math and science skills to survive. However, these customers were definitely sleeping their way through class!

More Of A Dollar Half Full Kind Of Person

| OH, USA | Extra Stupid, Math & Science, Money

Me: “Okay, will that be all?”

Customer #1: “Yes, thanks.”

Me: “Do you have a [store] card?”

Customer #1: “Oh, I do!”

Me: “Alright, your total is $9.43.”

Customer #1: “Oh look, I even saved money!”

Customer #2: “How much?”

Me: “Umm, $0.60.”

Customer #2: “Ooh, that’s almost half a dollar!”

This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 16

| ON, Canada | Extra Stupid, Math & Science, Money

Customer: “Excuse me, miss? I’d like a $20 iTunes card, but there are none here.”

Me: “Oh, yes. Unfortunately we haven’t received that shipment yet. But we do have the $10 cards.”

Customer: *frustrated* “But I want a $20 card.”

Me: “Well, ma’am, you could always buy two $10 cards instead.”

Customer: *yelling* “That doesn’t equal 20 dollars!” *storms out of the store*

This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 15
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This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 12

Long-Handed Short-Change

| UK | At The Checkout, Math & Science, Money

(I have been working for almost 14 hours straight, and have had several difficult customers throughout the day. A customer approaches the counter and places a 4-pack of beer on the counter. I scan it through.)

Me: “Okay, that will be £5.54, please.”

(The customer hands over £10.)

Me: “Okay, so that’s £4.46 change.”

Customer: “Thank you. Oh wait, this is on offer. It’s only meant to be £4.49.”

(I check the shelf, and it is indeed meant to be £4.49.)

Me: “Sorry about that, I’ll just refund your money then charge through the correct price.”

(I do this. The man now has 2 piles of money. One of £5.54, and one of £4.46. A total of £10. I take £4.49 from the £5.54 pile and put it in the till. This leaves him with £5.51 in two piles. One pile of £4.46 and the other of £1.05.)

Customer: “Is that us straight now?”

Me: “Yes. Were fine.”

Customer: “No! That money there is yours!” *points at the £1.05* “It needs to go in your till. Then you need to give me £1.05 from the till.”

Me: “Erm… what?”

Customer: “You’ve f***** up! That money is yours. Put it in the till then give me an extra £1.05!”

Me: “You want me to put £1.05 in the till. Then take £1.05 out of the till?”

Customer: “Yes that’s your money.” *points at the £1.05 on the counter* “Put it in the till, then give me £1.05.”

Me: “Erm… okay?”

(I do this and the man leaves the shop. I turn to look at my supervisor, who has tears of laughter streaming down his face.)

Inching Away From Intelligence, Part 2

| Onley, VA, USA | Extra Stupid, Math & Science

(I work in the electronics department of a large retail store. I receive a phone call one morning.)

Me: “Hello? Electronics department, how can I help you?”

Caller: “Well, I’m on your website looking at your [brand name] TVs. You got two on here I like, a 26 inch and a 32 inch. What’s the difference?”

Me: “Well, sir. It depends. Are they Plasma, LCD, LED?”

Customer: *cutting me off* “No, no, no! I don’t care about any of that. I just wanna know which one’s bigger!”

Inching Away From Intelligence

Weekly Roundup: Weird Science

Not Always Right | Math & Science, Roundups

Weird Science! In this week’s roundup, we feature customers with a weird (or non-existent) comprehension of science!

  1. The Building Block(heads) Of Life (5,628 thumbs up)
    A brainless bookstore customer gets a crash course in Chemistry 101!
  2. Magnetic Lines Of Farce (3,127 thumbs up)
    This credit card customer doesn’t quite understand the “attraction” of magnetic stripes.
  3. A Heated Topic (3,870 thumbs up)
    A restaurant patron gets into a heated argument with an employee over the warmth of the sun!
  4. Science, Stripped Down To A Soundbite (2,031 thumbs up)
    Explaining condensation and temperature? It’s wasted on customers who just want a “watered”-down explanation.
  5. Can’t Keep A Good Waitress Down (4,038 thumbs up)
    A waitress gets a tip for giving a customer tips on gravity!

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