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    Even during the holidays, customers don’t seem to take a break. With that many extra light-bulbs around you’d think a few extra would appear above their heads?

    5 Festive Stories of Unseasonable Customers!

    | Not Always Right | Holidays, Roundups

    Weekly Roundup: 5 Festive Stories of Unseasonable Customers! In this week’s roundup, we celebrate the start of the holiday season with five Christmas and Holiday-themed bad customer stories!

    1. The Karate Kid: Christmas Special (3,515 thumbs up)
    2. Waxing Lyrical About Christmas Kindness (2,743 thumbs up)
    3. Santa Vs Jason (1,266 thumbs up)
    4. Little White Lies On Little White Christmases (3,715 thumbs up)
    5. Hard-To-Please-Her Scrooge (1,736 thumbs up)

    PS #1: check out our Extras section, with pictures, videos, and news!

    PS #2: Read more roundups here!

    Tastefully Talking Turkey

    | Minneapolis, MN, USA | Bizarre, Holidays, Theme Of The Month

    (I am in line waiting to be checked out for some items. The customer ahead of me has paid for his merchandise. As he takes his change he strikes up a conversation between himself and the young female clerk.)

    Customer: “I was wondering, are you going to be open on Thanksgiving? I know some stores are starting to do that.”

    Clerk: *sighs* “Yes, sir. We’re open until 8 pm.”

    Customer: “Well, that’s certainly some bull-s*** right there!”

    Clerk: *laughing* “I’m not allowed to comment, sir.”

    Customer: “Well, I am. Please tell your boss you got some resoundingly negative feedback from a customer over that. And, while you’re at it, tell him the same customer gave you a resoundingly POSITIVE feedback on your service. You’re a very nice young lady. I hope you prosper in life.”

    (The customer then walks out, leaving the clerk and I to look at each other in mutual confusion.)

    Clerk: “Well, that apparently just happened.”

    December Themed Story Giveaway: Holidays, Christmas, & New Year

    | Not Always Right | Announcements, Holidays, Theme Of The Month
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    1. Submit a funny or interesting story about the holidays, Christmas and New Year.
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    PS: Congratulations to a lucky reader for winning November’s Themed Story Giveaway, which featured stories about Bizarre Behavior. The winning submission: Giving Her A Little Flight (1,322 thumbs up).

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    Just Burst Their Kentucky Fried Bubble, Part 3

    | USA | At The Checkout, Bizarre, Crazy Requests, Holidays, Theme Of The Month

    (I work for a gourmet chocolate shop, and the majority of our products are imported from several factories in Europe.)

    Customer: “Do you have chocolate turkeys for Thanksgiving?”

    Me: “No, Ma’am, we do not.”

    Customer: “Why the f*** not?!”

    Me: “Well, we’re a Swiss company, and they don’t celebrate Thanksgiving.”

    Customer: “You’re a f***ing liar. Like h*** they don’t celebrate it. It’s a national holiday!”

    Me: “Yes, it is. It’s a national holiday, Ma’am. It’s only celebrated here, in the US. You can try [other European brand], though. I’m pretty sure I saw chocolate turkeys in their window display.”

    Customer: “Trying to make me look stupid, huh? Well fine, I’m never shopping here again! And everyone knows that turkeys are extinct in Europe, so why would [other European brand] have chocolate f****** turkeys?!”

    Me: “…and you have a lovely day, Ma’am.”

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    5 Thanksgiving & Black Friday Stories of Customers Acting Fowl

    | Not Always Right | Holidays, Roundups

    Weekly Roundup: 5 Thanksgiving & Black Friday Stories of Customers Acting Fowl! In this week’s roundup, we share five Thanksgiving and Black Friday-themed bad customer stories!

    1. No Pranks, Just Thanks (14,669 thumbs up)
    2. Before Black Friday Comes Brainless Thursday (2,007 thumbs up)
    3. Gobble Grunt Gobble (3,305 thumbs up)
    4. Black & Blue Friday (1,133 thumbs up)
    5. She’s Been Placed On The Blacklist (2,376 thumbs up)

    PS #1: check out our Extras section, with pictures, videos, and news!

    PS #2: Read more roundups here!

    (Editor’s Note: For all our US readers, have a safe and happy Thanksgiving! Also, if you’re working or shopping this Black Friday, good luck and stay safe!)

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