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    Stupid customers in stories are bad enough. However, dealing with a customer’s health issues may be hazardous to your own health! Please consult your doctor before continuing.

    No Common Scents, Part 2

    | Destin, FL, USA | Crazy Requests, Health & Body

    (I work in a skin and body care store part time. We have dozens of different scents and lotion types.)

    Me: “Can I help you find anything today?”

    Customer: “Yes, I need a lotion.”

    Me: “Absolutely! Did you need something ultra-moisturizing, or hypoallergenic? Or maybe a certain scent?”

    Customer: “Just give me one that smells good.”

    Me: “Okay, do you prefer floral scents, or fruity ones, or—”

    Customer: “God, why are you making this so difficult? Just give me one that smells good! How hard can that be?”

    Me: “Well, ma’am, what I think smells good may not be what you think smells good. Every customer is different.”

    Customer: “Just give me some d*** lotion!”

    Me: *sighs* “Here, try this one.”

    (I hand her our best-selling verbena lotion.)

    Customer: “Thank you, was that so hard?”

    (One hour later…)

    Customer: “I want to return this lotion! It smells TERRIBLE! Why would you give this to me?”

    Me: “I am sorry, ma’am. The outlet store does not allow returns. However, if you would like to tell me what kind of scent you prefer, maybe we can exchange it.”

    Customer: *grumbles* “Fine. Got anything in rose?”

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    Also Need Some Iron(y) Supplements

    | GA, USA | Health & Body

    (I am at a store specializing in healthy foods, supplements, vitamins, and such. My friend is carefully browsing through the supplements.)

    Employee: “Can I help you with anything?”

    Friend: “I don’t think so. I can’t remember what I was looking for.”

    Employee: *jokingly* “Wouldn’t it be funny if you were looking for memory aids?”

    Friend: *gasps* “THAT’S IT!”

    Interested In Ply-Red, Not Blood-Red

    | England, UK | Crazy Requests, Health & Body

    (I am working one day, repackaging some glass bottles of beer where one had shattered, and am knocking off the shards of glass with a safety knife. A customer approaches me.)

    Customer: “Hello, I am wondering if you could help me find some three ply red napkins. You have three ply in other colors.”

    Me: “I’m sure we do; I’ll just check the system to find a shelf location and see if we have any in stock.”

    (As I go to put down the bottle I am holding, a shard of glass embeds itself in my hand.)

    Me: “Agh! Sorry, bear with me one second.”

    (I pull the shard out.)

    Me: “Okay, so, three ply red right?”

    Customer: “Sorry, were you helping me, or were you busy tending to your own business? Jesus, I’m here to spend my hard-earned cash, and you can’t even give me the time of day!”

    Doctors Of The Caribbean

    | England, UK | Crazy Requests, Health & Body, Theme Of The Month, Tourists/Travel, Transportation

    (I work at a General Practitioner’s Surgery, and I am taking phone calls from patients.)

    Me: “How may I help you?”

    Customer: “Hi, can I book a appointment to see one of the doctors this morning?”

    Me: “I’m sorry, but there is no available appointments with the doctors today. We offer a triage service; if the triage nurse believes so, they can get you a appointment today, is this okay?”

    (The customer says something, but I cant make it out.)

    Me: “I’m sorry but the line seems to be terrible today; can you repeat what you just said?”

    Customer: “Oh, sorry, that’s because I’m on a boat in the Caribbean.”

    (I’m slightly confused at this point, thinking I misheard her.)

    Me: “Can I just check that you said you were in the Caribbean?”

    Customer: “Yes, I’m on a cruise, but I’m not feeling well, so I want to see [doctor’s name] today. Can I have an appointment to see him in the next few hours?”

    Me: “I’m sorry, but I cant offer you a appointment with the doctor today, due to all routine appointments being taken, and the fact you will not turn up to the appointment here, as you are hundreds of miles away out of the country.”

    Customer: “But I’m not feeling well! I am a registered patient at your surgery, and I want to see the doctor right now!”

    Me: “As I just said, I cant offer you a appointment that you have no way of turning up to.”

    Customer: “THEN MAKE HIM COME TO ME!”

    Me: “The doctors do try their best to help all patients as needed, but I am afraid asking them to fly over to you in the Caribbean at such short notice is not a feasible option. I suggest you seek the help of the medical facility on board the ship.”

    Customer: “Oh… I didn’t think of that. But when I get back, I’m going to come to the surgery and file a complaint.”

    Takes A Backbone To Stand Up For Yourself

    | Oklahoma City, OK, USA | Bad Behavior, Health & Body, Top

    (I am a 28-year-old female. I have just parked in a handicapped spot to go grocery shopping. I had surgery on my spine a month prior to this incident. I put my handicapped sticker up and exit my car when a random customer comes up to me.)

    Customer: “How dare you!”

    Me: “I beg your pardon?”

    Customer: “You should be absolutely ASHAMED of yourself! It’s young people like you who have NO respect for anything! Who do you think you are? Parking in a handicapped spot! You aren’t even handicapped! I bet you stole that from someone, and you are just using it so you won’t have to park farther away!”

    Me: “Well, actually ma’am, it’s my handicapped sticker. I—”

    Customer: “Yours? You’re perfectly healthy! You shouldn’t lie to people! LIARS GO TO HELL! I can tell just by LOOKING at you that you’re perfectly fine! You’re just lazy.”

    (I’m livid, but I try to keep my composure.)

    Me: “Actually, it is my handicapped sticker. As I was trying to tell you before you rudely interrupted me and started throwing around assumptions, I have Lupus, Rheumatoid Arthritis, Fibromyalgia, Sjogren’s Syndrome, and Degenerative Disk Disease. Furthermore, not all physical disabilities can be readily seen. This is the first time in a month that I’ve been well enough to get out of the house on my own since having my spinal fusion surgery last month. Next time, you should think before you speak, instead of just making random asinine assumptions about people you don’t know.”

    (The customer looks like a deer in the headlights. She turns bright red, and continues to mumble as she walks away. I get my shopping done, and see her as I’m checking out. Surprisingly, she apologizes profusely, and offers to help me load my groceries into my car.)

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