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    Category: Geography

    You may call them “lost”, but we prefer the name “geographically disadvantaged.”

    Talladega Springs To Mind

    , | USA | Geography

    Customer: “Do I have signal where I live?”

    Me: “I would be happy to check for you. What is your city and state?”

    Customer: “I live in Alamb-ma.”

    Me: “What is the zip code where you live in Alabama?”

    Customer: *gives me a zip code*

    Me: “That zip code is a Georgia location. You wanted coverage for Alabama, correct?”

    Customer: “Yes, but I don’t know the zip code, so I made one up.”

    Me: “That’s fine. Let’s try searching by city name instead.”

    Customer: “It begins with T-A-L-L…but…I don’t know the letters after that.”

    Me: “Why don’t I just pull up the map for the entire state for you…”

    Great State Of Confusion, Part 5

    | Missouri, USA | Geography

    Customer: “I need to know where you’re located. We want to visit the one in Quebec.”

    Me: “Okay, we actually don’t have any locations in Quebec. We do have Toronto which is in Ontario, and we have Calgary which is in Alberta.”

    Customer: “Um, I think it’s Tor—…no. I think it’s Calgary. That’s right.” *talks to someone in the background* “Wait, I guess it’s the one here in Denver!”

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    The Customer Is Always Right, Even When It’s Left

    | Melbourne, Australia | Geography

    (I am an usher ripping tickets at the podium and directing customers to their cinema.)

    Me: “You’re in cinema number four. It’s up the stairs to your left.”

    Patron: “Which way?”

    Me: “Left, and then go up the stairs.”

    Patron: “Which way’s left?”

    Me: “That way.” *points*

    Patron: “Great, thanks!”

    The Great State Of Confusion, Part 4

    | Los Angeles, CA, USA | Geography, Top, Tourists/Travel

    (Note: my job at the airport is to give information to tourists as a courtesy.)

    Me: “Hi, how may I help you?”

    Customer: “How do I get to New Orleans from here?”

    Me: “You’ll need to take a flight. It’s on the other side of the country.”

    Customer: “No, it’s not.”

    Me: “Yes, it’s in Louisiana.”

    Customer: *getting mad* “Well, I’m from Houston and I’d be pretty pissed off if I went all this way for nothing!”

    Me: “Wait…if you wanted to go to New Orleans, why did you take a plane to Los Angeles?”

    Customer: “Because I’ve been wanting to visit my old pen pal for awhile to surprise him. Every time I send him a letter, I write ‘New Orleans, LA’ on the envelope. That’s L.A.! That’s where I am, and I know you’re lying!”

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    All Roads Lead To Wrong

    | Worcester, MA, USA | Geography

    Customer: “How long until we get to Virginia?”

    Me: “You’re headed north to Boston, ma’am. Virginia is in the opposite direction.”

    Customer: “What?!”

    Me: “You’re headed to Boston, ma’am. You need to turn around.”

    Customer: “I knew we got on the wrong way back in New York!”

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