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    Stupid Customers, like the rest of us have to eat and drink. Sadly like the rest of us, they sometimes eat with the rest of us. For every waiter, server, drive-thru operator, coffee shop barista, and restaurant manager who has had to deal with fake allergies, vegetarians who don’t know the meaning of the word and idiots who have yet to understand the concept of clearly listed ingredients, we salute you!

    A Price Shake-Down

    , | Anchorage, AK, USA | At The Checkout, Family & Kids, Food & Drink, Money, Theme Of The Month, Top

    (I’m working the counter, and I see a six-year-old boy walk in with his mother. The mother sits in the back while the boy goes to the counter to make his order.)

    Me: “Hi, sweetie! What can I get you today?”

    Boy: “Can I please have a small orange-creme shake?”

    Me: “Of course. Anything else?”

    Boy: “No.”

    Me: “Alright, that’ll be one-ninety.”

    (The boy’s face crumples, and he backs away from the counter, walks in a circle, then looks back at me.)

    Boy: “What?”

    Me: “One-ninety?”

    (The boy begins crying, and rushes back to his mother.)

    Boy: “Mommy! I need $200 for my shake, and we don’t have that kinda money!”

    Mother: “What?”

    Me: “Wait, wait, no, sweetheart! I mean it’s one dollar and ninety cents!”

    Boy: “Oh, okay.”

    (After that, he pays for his shake and acts like absolutely nothing has happened.)

    An Open And Shut Reason

    , | USA | Crazy Requests, Food & Drink, Religion

    (Our restaurant is open 24 hours a day, and only closes for two days every year. One day in the middle of summer, we unexpectedly close for the day and open the next morning.)

    Me: “Good morning, how can I help you?”

    Customer: “Well you can get me the [meal] that I couldn’t get yesterday morning because you guys were closed!”

    Me: “I’m sorry for the inconvenience, sir. Your total will be [total].”

    Customer: “Well I think I should get it for free since you guys were closed. I mean, what was so d*** important you had to close in the middle of summer? What about all the people who need coffee before work and need to buy lunch?”

    Me: “I can get the manager for you, but I highly doubt she will give you your meal for free.”

    (I call the manager over and the customer explains again why he thinks his food should be free.)

    Manager: “Sir, I know it was inconvenient for you and all our other customers, but the store was closed yesterday so we could attend a funeral for a beloved coworker that passed away two days ago. If you want compensation for the inconvenience you will have to take the matter up with God.”

    (The customer doesn’t bother paying and just leaves the store. Thankfully, the majority of our customers are much nicer about the whole ordeal.)

    Although He Uses A Lot Of Ranch

    | Syracuse, NY, USA | At The Checkout, Family & Kids, Food & Drink, Theme Of The Month, Top

    (There is a customer coming through my line that is wearing cowboy clothing complete with 10-gallon hat, shiny belt buckle, and cowboy boots. There is another customer with a young boy standing behind them. I watch as the boy yanks on his mother’s skirt and points to the man in front.)

    Young Boy: “Excuse me, sir; are you a REAL cowboy?”

    Customer: *in a thick Texas drawl* “Why yes little man I am, but I only got to be a real cowboy because I ate all my vegetables and listened to my mother.”

    (The customer then tips his hat to the mother and leaves. The boy does nothing but gush about his cowboy experience.)

    Young Boy: “Mom! Go get more vegetables!”

    She’s A Little Girl With A Round Tummy

    | Melbourne, VIC, Australia | Bizarre, Food & Drink, Movies & TV

    (I am quite short, with short, bright red hair. I am in the middle of taking the table’s order.)

    Customer: “Which red-headed celebrity do you remind me of?”

    Me: “I’m not sure, sorry. Scarlett Johansson in The Avengers, maybe?”

    Customer: “No, not her.”

    Me: “Cal Wilson? She’s got short red hair as well.”

    Customer: “No, that’s not it.”

    (I suggest a couple of other possibilities, but she rejects them. Unable to work it out, I finish taking their order, then continue going about my business. About half an hour later, she flags me down.)

    Customer: “I’ve worked out who it is!”

    Me: “Oh, right, who is it?”

    Customer: “Ponyo!”

    Me: “…”

    Moving The Line Forward By Paying It Forward

    | Las Vegas, NV, USA | At The Checkout, Family & Kids, Food & Drink, Money, Theme Of The Month

    (I am about 11 years old, ordering lunch at the mall food court, from a restaurant that serves customers cafeteria style. I am alone, and there is a middle aged man in front of me in the line. I am not paying much attention to him as he reaches the register and pays, but does not immediately walk away.)

    Cashier: *to customer behind me* “Just the entree, sir?”

    Me: “Umm, excuse me?”

    Cashier: *to me* “You need to move out of the way.”

    Me: “But—”

    (I realize she is not listening to me at all, and stand there bewildered as to what to do. After a few seconds, the middle-aged man chimes in.)

    Middle-Aged Man: “She thought we were together. She charged me for your meal.”

    Me: “Oh! I’m so sorry. I wasn’t even paying attention. Here, I’ll pay you back.”

    Middle-Aged Man: “Nah, don’t worry about it. Have a nice day.”

    (By the time I get over my shock and try to thank him, he has already walked away without another word. Nearly ten years later I still remember and appreciate it, proving that even the smallest act of generosity can have a lasting impression.)

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