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    Gunning For A Date

    | CA, USA | Bizarre, Family & Kids

    (I am female and have a love for outdoor activities. It is a few days away from Mother’s Day. I am walking a couple to their table and am chatting with them.)

    Me: “So, do you have any fun plans for the weekend?”

    Husband: “Yeah, I will be taking my wife fishing for her Mother’s Day present.”

    Me: *excitedly* “Oh, really? That’s so cool!”

    (The wife starts shaking her head.)

    Husband: “Oh, I was just kidding. She doesn’t fish.”

    Me: “Oh, well. you never know. For example, there may be women like me. If I had a significant other want to take me hunting for Mother’s Day, I would totally want to go. I figured that was the case.”

    Husband: “You know, I have a son who is single and he LOVES to go hunting and shooting.”

    Wife: “No, he doesn’t. What are you talking about?”

    Husband: “No, he loves hunting.”

    Wife: “He doesn’t even like guns!”

    Husband: “Well, he will!”

    Me: “…”

    Giving Them A Minor Earful

    | IL, USA | Family & Kids, Health & Body

    (I work in an alternative store that sells body jewelry and such. My earlobes are stretched to about the size of a nickel. A woman and her daughter come in to the store.)

    Daughter: “Mom, I want to stretch my earlobes like that girl.”

    Mom: “Absolutely not! Those look disgusting. You’re not ruining your body like her.”

    Me: *standing five feet away* “Well, one pro to ear stretching is that it does not affect your hearing at all… Just so you know.”

    Mom: *to daughter* “Well, maybe you can have really small ones.”

    Giving That Request The Boot

    | USA | Crazy Requests, Family & Kids

    (I manage a retail clothing store and I am at the counter when a mother and daughter walk up with a pair of our boots in the box to return.)

    Me: “Hi, ladies, what can I help you with?”

    Daughter: “Yes, I talked to the other manager, [My Assistant], yesterday about the studs coming off my boots. She said I could re-order them.”

    Me: “Absolutely! I am sorry they are falling apart.”

    (I try and see if the boot can be ordered, since the boots launched some time ago.)

    Me: “I’m sorry, but the boots are unavailable for re-order. I would be more than happy to return them for you or you can swap it for whatever you like.”

    Mother: “But she wants the boots. Can’t you give us something since they can’t be ordered?”

    Me: “Ma’am, that’s exactly what I am trying to do. I am more than willing to return them or exchange them for whatever your daughter would like.”

    Mother: “But she wants the boots. You can’t give us anything?”

    Me: “So let me get this correct: you would like me to give you something for free AND let you keep the boots?”

    Daughter: *getting frustrated with the audacity of her mother asking for such a ridiculous request* “No, it’s okay… I’ll keep the boots.” *mumbles to her mother* “Let’s go, mom.”

    The Vapor Has Parted

    | PA, USA | Family & Kids, Health & Body

    (We have a strict no smoking policy. E-cigarettes have been causing problems because they look like cigarettes from far away. We’ve been told to ask the guests to be discreet with them to prevent others thinking it’s okay to smoke but they usually get defensive and berate us anyway.)

    Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but this is a no smoking environment. Please put that out now.”

    Woman: *immediately yelling* “This is an e-cigarette! It’s not smoke! You have no right—”

    Me: “I see. Ma’am, I still have to ask you to conceal it because it looks real and we can’t have people thinking it’s okay to smoke around the kids.”

    Woman: “It’s not smoke! It’s vapor! You can’t do this!”

    (She walks away, still yelling. A little while later she comes back.)

    Woman: “I just wanted to apologize to you. You were right. I didn’t even think about what the kids would think seeing me smoking. I’m sorry.” *she walks away*

    Me: *to my coworker* “I’m awake, right?”

    Didn’t Do Their Homework

    | Orlando, FL, USA | Family & Kids, Liars & Scammers

    (This particular theme park allows free admittance for children under two. We get parents coming up to the entrance all the time saying their three-year-old is two. A guest strolls up to me with their obviously 11-year-old son.)

    Me: “Hello there, how are you today?”

    Guest: *doesn’t answer and proceeds to present only his ticket media*

    Me: “And does the child have a ticket?”

    Guest: “No, he’s only two.”

    Me: *to guest* “Sir, he is clearly not two years old.”

    Guest: “Oh, yeah? Go ahead and ask him!

    Me: “You mean I have permission to ask your son how old he is?”

    Guest: *with a smart-alecky attitude* “Yes, go ahead. See what he tells you.”

    Me: *smiles to child guest* “Son, do you like getting homework?”

    Child Guest: “No, I hate homework.”

    Me: *to adult guest* “Sir, two-year-old children don’t get homework. He needs a ticket and there is the ticket purchasing counter over there.”

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