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    Fighting Ignorance With Ignorance, Part 2

    | NH, USA | Family & Kids, Language & Words

    (I am working in the clothing section of a department store when I overhear this conversation. Note: I work with a very nice woman who moved to America from India about ten years ago.)

    Mother: “Did you find everything you needed, hon?”

    Child: “Yep! A really nice Indian lady helped me.”

    Mother: “No, no! We don’t say Indian. We say ‘Native American.’”

    Child: “No, mom, not that kind of Indian. One from India!”

    Mother: “Don’t be silly, hon. We took their country from them, not gave them one.”

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    Children Of The Corn Aisle

    | Athens, GA, USA | Family & Kids, Top

    (A women comes in with six children. They are all whining, complaining, and touching everything they can find.)
     
    Me: “Are they all yours?”
     
    Customer: “Girl, you crazy!?” *she looks at the kids* “Two, Three and Five, raise your hands!”
     
    (Three of the children raise their hands.)
     
    Customer: “They’re my babies. The rest of these, I don’t know. They just follow me around!”

    Hell In A Recycle Basket

    | Bloomington, IL, USA | Family & Kids, Movies & TV, Religion

    (A mom, dad, and their son walk out of a 3D movie and are throwing their 3D glasses into the recycling bin.)
     
    Son: “Can I keep my glasses?”
     
    Mother: “No, we have to recycle them.”
     
    Son: “What if I don’t?”
     
    Mother: “Uh, well…then you go to purgatory!”

    Making A Big Concession To Customers

    | CA, USA | Family & Kids, Movies & TV

     (I’m helping a middle aged man carry the items he bought from the concession stand to his theater.)
     
    Me: “So, who are you here with?”
     
    Customer: “My son.”
     
    (We walk into the theater, and the man sees his son.)
     
    Customer: “Son, look what I brought you! A girl!”

    When Flippers Attack

    | UK | Family & Kids, Pets & Animals

    Child: “Mum, what’s that?” *points to dolphin skeleton*

    Mother: “That’s a dolphin, dear. It eats people.”

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