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    Category: Family & Kids

    Next Time, Just Leave The Vice Out Of Advice

    | New Jersey, USA | Family & Kids

    (In our store is a small deli that I work at. A man comes up, orders some ham, and converses with me as I prepare it for him.)

    Customer: “Are you in college?”

    Me: “Yes, actually, this job helps me pay for it.”

    Customer: “What are you studying? Nursing?”

    Me: “English, actually.”

    Customer: “That’s no good. All the smartest women have been going into nursing or medicine or fields like that. You won’t get any money studying English.”

    Me: “Um, I sure hope not, but I’ll see. I’m only a freshman after all. I may change majors.”

    (I try to turn back to my work, a little embarrassed, but he keeps talking.)

    Customer: “Yep, my daughter went into nursing after I insisted she study it. She even worked as a doctor’s assistant for six months!”

    Me: “That’s good to hear. Is she still in school?”

    Customer: “No, she actually dropped out right after that and has some bad drug issues right now, but I don’t think it’ll last long.”

    Me: *shocked* “Oh…well…I hope she recovers soon.”

    Customer: “It’s not a problem. She’ll be a nurse if I have any say about it. And I hope you reconsider too!”

    Water You, Stupid, Part 5

    | California, USA | Family & Kids, Food & Drink

    Customer: “I’d like a kid’s bean and cheese burrito.”

    Me: “Alright, would you like a fountain drink, juice, or milk?”

    Customer: *turns to her child* “Okay, do you want soda or juice?”

    Customer’s daughter: “I just want water.”

    Customer: “But soda’s better for you!”

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    It’ll Go Away If You’re Belieber

    | Illinois, USA | Family & Kids, Top

    (I work as a nurse in hospital in Illinois. Keep in mind where quite busy at the moment. A woman rushes up to me dragging a preteen girl behind her.)

    Woman: “Help! Please help! My daughter needs a vaccine!”

    Me: “Okay, ma’am, I need to know what the vaccine is for. Do you have an appointment?”

    Woman: “No! I don’t have any appointment! My daughter has a fever!”

    Daughter: “Mom! I don’t have a fever!”

    Woman: *still looking at me* “Her aunt told me she has it! The Heever Fever!”

    Me: “Ma’am, are you trying to say ‘Bieber Fever’?”

    Woman: “Yes! That!”

    Daughter: “Mom! You’re embarrassing me!”

    No Aspirations As Long As You’re Under This Roof, Part 2

    , | California, USA | Family & Kids, School

    (I work at a call center for a university. We call prospective students and tell them about our school. This call was meant for a young lady but was taken by her father.)

    Me: “I’m calling from [university] to talk to [girl] about her interest in attending our university.”

    Father: “University? Like school, papers, homework, and stuff?!”

    Me: “Yes, that stuff usually occurs in a university.”

    Father: “My daughter ain’t goin’ there!”

    Me: “All right, have a nice day, sir.”

    Related:
    No Aspirations As Long As You’re Under This Roof

    I Can Be Anything I Want

    , | Massachusetts, USA | Family & Kids, Rude & Risque

    Customer: “Do you sell stripper costumes?”

    Me: “Sorry?”

    Customer: “Stripper or hooker, whatever. I need it for a Halloween costume party.”

    (I assume she’s dressing up herself in a party for adults.)

    Me: “Why don’t you just go to a lingerie store? Or perhaps an adult store?”

    Customer: “Well, they won’t be selling sizes that fit my kid. She’s 6.”


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