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    Category: Crazy Requests

    Some customers can be demanding, but within reason. These customers however make some requests that go beyond demanding, beyond reasonable, beyond possible! These requests, like the customers, are crazy!

    Try Wallmart

    | Queensland, Australia | Crazy Requests

    (I work in the kitchen department of a furniture store.)

    Customer: “This kitchen says $899.00. What do you get for that price?”

    Me: “Well, miss, that price covers kitchen cabinets, a bench top, legs and handles, but not the sink, tap or appliances.”

    Customer: “So, you get everything?”

    Me: “Everything except the sink, tap, and appliances.”

    Customer: “Oh, so you don’t get the sink, tap, or appliances, but everything else?”

    Me: “Yep, everything else in that kitchen.”

    Customer: “So, you get the wall?”

    Me: “No…the wall is not included.”

    Customer: “But it says everything except the sink, tap, and appliances. It doesn’t say you don’t get the wall.”

    Me: “Ma’am, I assure you, I am confident that I cannot sell you our wall.”

    Customer: “Are you sure? Can you check for me please? Can you just make sure because that’s not what it says.”

    Me: *speechless* “I’ll get my manager.”

    Manager: “No, ma’am, the walls are not included with the price of our kitchens. Otherwise, we could only sell four of them before we’d need to rebuild the entire store.”

    Misery Demands Company, Part 2

    | Australia | Crazy Requests

    (I’m a little hyperactive and ditzy, but mostly it comes off as being friendly, or so I think, until this customer comes up to me.)

    Customer: “Miss, exactly what kind of drugs are you on?”

    Me: “None at all, I assure you.”

    Customer: “Bulls***! You can’t just be that happy!”

    Me: *completely bewildered* “I’m sorry?”

    Customer: “That’s more like it!” *picks up his things and leaves*

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    For Some, Childhood Never Ends, Part 5

    | British Columbia, Canada | Crazy Requests, Food & Drink, Top

    (A young man in his early 20s approaches the counter. He is dressed very much like a typical frat boy.)

    Me: “Hi, welcome to [ice cream parlor]! What can I get for you today?”

    Customer: “Yeah, can I get cotton candy and cake batter ice cream mixed together? And when you put it in the bowl, can you put the cone on top like a hat and make a smiley face out of gummy bears?”

    Me: “Awww, sure! Who’s it for?”

    Customer: *quite seriously* “Me!”

    Me: “Awesome.”

    Related:
    For Some, Childhood Never Ends, Part 4
    For Some, Childhood Never Ends, Part 3
    For Some, Childhood Never Ends, Part 2
    For Some, Childhood Never Ends

    As Long As Every Lady Is A Queen

    | California, USA | Crazy Requests, Extra Stupid, Top

    (I work at a gay male bar as a bouncer. I normally escort or throw out guys due to inappropriate behavior. One day, however, the manager calls me over to throw out a woman. Afterwards, I ask the manager what happened.)

    Me: “What was that about?”

    Manager: “She kept on insisting to meet me to implement a suggestion for the bar.”

    Me: “Oh…so why did you have me kick her out?”

    Manager: “She was insistent, and got more and more agitated when I told her we’d never do that.”

    Me: “And what was her suggestion?”

    Manager: “She said we should have Ladies Night so that more men would come here.”

    Seeing Red

    | Austin, TX, USA | Crazy Requests, Extra Stupid

    (I am a cashier in a local state-wide grocery store. We have a red logo. A customer comes through my line, and checks through without incident until she hands me her coupons.)

    Me: “Ma’am, these coupons are from [other national retailer with a red logo].”

    Customer: “But you both have a red logo! Can’t you take those?”

    Me: “No, ma’am. I’m not allowed to take coupons from other chains.”

    Customer: “But they’re both red! Why can’t you take them?!”

    Me: “They aren’t coupons from our store—”

    Customer: “IT’S RED!”


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