Category: Crazy Requests

Some customers can be demanding, but within reason. These customers however make some requests that go beyond demanding, beyond reasonable, beyond possible! These requests, like the customers, are crazy!

Not A Grain Of Sense

| DE, USA | Crazy Requests, Food & Drink

(An obviously drunk customer wanders into my fragrance shop in the local farmers’ market.)

Customer: “Do you sell grain alcohol in here?”

Me: “No, sir, but there is a liquor store and a pharmacy across the street.”

Customer: “Does anyone sell grain alcohol in here?”

Me: “No, sir. It is only legal to sell that product in drugstores or liquor stores in this state.”

(I’m trying hard to convince myself that the man needs it for his child’s science experiment, or to fuel a bottle rocket. He is peering woozily at my shelves full of fragrances for men and women.)

Customer: “Can you drink any of this stuff?”

Turning Into A Boating Disaster

| Calgary, AB, Canada | Crazy Requests, Food & Drink, Money

(I work at a Japanese restaurant, and we do take-outs.)

Customer: “Hi, I’d like to order some takeout, please.”

Me: “Sure! Please take a seat and fill out our takeout menu form, sir.”

(A couple minutes later, the customer approaches me.)

Me: “Hi, ready to order?”

Customer: “Actually, no. It says here on the menu that you guys sell sushi boats for takeout?”

Me: “Yes, we certainly do.”

Customer: “Does it come with the wooden boat?”

Me: “Unfortunately, since this is a takeout order, the love boat order will be packed in a large plastic tray.”

Customer: “Oh, d***. The only reason I would ever order that is if it came with the boat!”

(The customer places his order, and says he’ll be back in 20 minutes to pick it up. He comes back 10 minutes later.)

Customer: “Is my order ready yet?”

Me: “It should be about 10 more minutes. Sorry about that. Would you like a water or hot tea to drink while you wait?”

Customer: “No! Actually, do you know where I can buy alcohol at this time?”

Me: “Unfortunately, I am not of legal drinking age yet so I wouldn’t know.”

Customer: “Does that mean I get a discount on my food?”

Shopping In Shades Of Grey

| USA | Crazy Requests

(I work in a store known for selling Goth clothing. It is the height of the Black Friday rush. I’m one of two people working our entire floor when a lady approaches me…)

Lady: “Hi, I’m looking for a shirt my daughter wanted. It was black.”

Me: “…”

(After 30 minutes of searching, and being told I’m terrible for not knowing what she needs when 75% of our store is black, we find the shirt. It was a pale grey.)

Tagged And Bagged

| USA | Crazy Requests, Criminal/Illegal

(My store is in a mall, and we use sensor tags to deter theft. If the alarm near the door sounds, we’re required to check and see why. A man comes in and sets off the alarm. He approaches the desk with a large duffel bag.)

Him: “Hi, I need your help.”

(He opens the bag; it contains clothes from another store with the sensor tags still attached, which are usually removed when you pay.)

Him: “Can you remove these tags for me?”

(Needless to say, I told him no.)

Babying The Customers

| LA, USA | Crazy Requests, Family & Kids

(I used to own a small shop that made custom t-shirts. I am now retired… Customers like this one are one of the reasons:)

Customer: *holding up a child’s tee shirt* “Do you think this will fit my baby?”

Me: *looking around, no child in sight* “Sure. Perfect fit.”

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