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    Category: Extra Stupid

    This site is full of Customers; their stupid and moronic exploits that make us laugh. But these gems contained within are for those special cases, the extra stupid, the ones that make you wonder how they have survived this long!

    Not Quite Up Their Alley

    | Pennsylvania, USA | Extra Stupid

    Customer: “We would like to bowl on the lane next to our friends. They are on lane five.”

    Me: “Okay, no problem. You are on lane 6.”

    Customer: “Where’s that?”

    Bird Brained, Part 7

    | Orlando, FL, USA | Extra Stupid, Pets & Animals

    (I overhear a group of teenagers talking while looking at the penguin exhibit.)

    Teenager 1: “What exactly is a penguin?”

    Teenager 2: “Are you that stupid? A penguin is a fish!”

    Teenager 2: “No. A penguin is an amphibian. You know, like frogs.”

    Teenager 1: “You know guys I think penguins are mammals, because they got fur. ”

    Me: *addressing everybody at exhibit* “The penguin is a unique bird that can ‘fly’ in the water.”

    Teenager 2: *after looking at his friends in awe* “I still think it’s a fish.”

    Related:
    Early Bird Brained
    Bird Brained
    Bird Brained, Part 2
    Bird Brained, Part 3
    Bird Brained, Part 4
    Bird Brained, Part 5
    Bird Brained, Part 6

    The Customer Is A Fool, Of This I Am Curtain

    | United Kingdom | Extra Stupid, Home Improvement

    Customer: *holding a pair of curtains* “Excuse me, will these curtains fit in my window?”

    Me: “I’m not sure Sir. Do you have the measurements of the window with you?”

    Customer: *confused* “Measurements? I need to measure the window? How do I do that?”

    (I hand the man a leaflet explaining how to measure windows correctly.)

    Customer: “Oh, okay. I didn’t realise you had to take measurements. I just guessed it was one size fits all.”

    Winner Of The No-Door-Bell Prize

    | Halifax, NS, Canada | Extra Stupid

    Customer: “Why won’t the door open?”

    Me: “It opens like a normal door. It’s not automatic.”

    Customer: “I don’t get it.”

    Me: “Give it a push.”

    (The customer backs up and tries to ‘activate’ the door again.)

    Customer: “It won’t open!”

    They Cry Real Tears Too

    | Keene, NH, USA | Extra Stupid

    (I watch as a customer unfolds every single shirt at a table, holds it up, and then puts it back. She walks to the next table and I begin refolding the shirts.)

    Customer: “Oh, wow!”

    Me: “Is something wrong, ma’am?”

    Customer: “No, nothing. I just didn’t realize they got real people to fold the shirts!”


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