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    Caused by stupid customers who know how to read (and often those who don’t!), feel for the poor librarians or book store clerks who are often tasked with finding a book solely by the color of its cover.

    An Authorized Idiot

    | Benicia, CA, USA | Books & Reading

    (A customer calls the store and asks me to look up a book for her.)

    Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but I can not find a book with that title. Do you know who the author is? I might be able to find it that way.”

    Customer: “I don’t know who the author is, but I know who wrote it!”

    Battling For The Answer

    | Los Angeles, CA, USA | Books & Reading, Family & Kids

    Me: “Hi. Can I help you find something?”

    Patron: “Yeah, my son’s doing some project and he needs some books on some sort of revolution.”

    Me: “Okay, so he can pick any revolution to do the project on?”

    Patron: “No, he’s doing it on The Revolution. Where do I find books on that?”

    Me: “Which revolution? American? French? Haitian? Industrial? There were a lot.”

    Patron: “I think he said it was the one that had a lot of battles.”

    Judging By Their Cover

    | Augusta, GA, USA | Books & Reading, Spouses & Partners

    (I’m stocking the front-of-store. A couple asks me for help.)

    Wife: “Hi, we’re looking for a gift for a really weird friend of ours. He’s really hard to shop for.”

    Me: “Sure, what sort of thing are you looking for?”

    Husband: “No, he’s really weird. He actually likes to read books.”

    Wife: “Hush, honey. He works in a bookstore. He’s probably weird too.”

    Totally, Like, Aguamenti

    | Lawrenceville, NJ, USA | Books & Reading

    Customer: “I’d like to get a new copy of this book.”

    (The customer puts a very wet Harry Potter book on the desk.)

    Customer: “It got wrecked and I really want to finish it.”

    Me: “No problem. How did you ruin it?”

    Customer: “It was very good…”

    *pause*

    Me: “…and?”

    Customer: *slightly sheepish* “I was reading it in the shower.”

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    Did They Even Finish Elementary, My Dear Watson?

    | NJ, USA | Books & Reading

    Caller: “Hi I’m looking for the hounds…er hound of baskerville?”

    Me: “Oh, of course. You mean the Sherlock Holmes novel?”

    Caller: “Oh, my! I didn’t know Sherlock Holmes actually wrote that one!”

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