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    For whatever reason, some Customers are just plain odd. And the service industry unleashes them on to unsuspecting clerks with often hilarious results. If you like your customers just plain bizarre, then read on!

    Refunder Blunder, Part 8

    | Dallas, TX, USA | Bizarre, Crazy Requests, Food & Drink

    (A woman approaches me with a 12-pack of soda in her cart.)

    Customer: “I found the sodas in the parking lot.”

    (I’m thinking, ‘wow, nice person! She wants to give them to whoever forgot them!’ Then she says:)

    Customer: “I don’t really like the flavor, and I want to exchange them for another kind.”

    Me: “Wait, to clarify: you found some sodas in the parking lot and want to exchange them?

    Customer: “Yes.”

    Me: “Uh… I needed to ask my manager.”

    (I ask my manager out of earshot.)

    Manager: “H***, no! Is this woman out of her mind?!”

    (I ended up telling her she could keep them if she wanted, but we were certainly not going to refund or exchange them. She rolled her eyes, grumbled, and handed the sodas over.)

    Related:
    Refunder Blunder, Part 7
    Refunder Blunder, Part 6
    Refunder Blunder, Part 5

    Egging Them On To Try It

    | UK | Bizarre, Food & Drink

    (A shop near me does sandwiches, Most of the options are chicken, but there are a few vegetarian options. Two customers are having the following conversation:)

    Customer #1: “Can you get me a half chicken, half egg sandwich.”

    Customer #2: “Half chicken, half egg? That just seems wrong.”

    Customer #1: “Why? Eggs come from chickens!”

    Customer #2: “But did the chicken come before the egg?”

    Customer #1: “Depends what side I eat first?”

    Sharing Is Berry Important

    | London, England, UK | At The Checkout, Bizarre, Family & Kids, Food & Drink

    (A young girl and her granddad approach my till and he indicates the open bag of cranberries in her hand.)

    Man: “I’d like to pay for those, please.”

    Me: “Of course, sir. That’ll be 99p, please.”

    Girl: “Would you like one, Granddad?”

    Man: “No, thank you, darling.”

    (The little girl then reaches over the counter to offer the bag to me.)

    Girl: “Would you like one?”

    Me: *surprised* “Oh, no, thank you! But it’s very nice of you to offer.”

    Girl: *sternly* “You should ALWAYS share!”

    Not Showing Growth As A Person

    | PA, USA | Bad Behavior, Bizarre, Health & Body

    (I am a male with long hair. Sometimes when I feel like being a smart-a**, most of the time really, I end up having this conversation with other long haired men, in this case being a worker at a retail place. People tend to respond the same way, so it usually plays out the same way.)

    Me: “That long hair makes you look like a girl.”

    (The clerks features rapidly shift to annoyance, then confusion when they see my long hair, then anger.)

    Clerk: “Well, YOUR long hair makes you look like a girl, too!”

    Me: “No. No, it doesn’t. You see *points* I have a beard. So, my long hair makes me look look a dumba**. YOUR long hair makes you look like a girl.”

    Clerk: *stunned*

    Me: “Why don’t you have a beard?”

    Found The ID But Lost The Plot

    | VA, USA | Bizarre, Extra Stupid

    (In college, I work at the bookstore. Students can use their ID cards to make purchases, and the charges would go on their bill with tuition, room and board, etc. If a student attempted to make a purchase with an ID that had been replaced, I would see an error message, and the student would need to use a different method of payment. This happens as I am finishing a transaction.)

    Me: “Your total is [total]. How would you like to pay?”

    Student: *hands me ID card*

    Me: *gets error message that the ID has been lost/stolen* “I’m sorry, but your ID card has been replaced. I need your new ID to process the sale.”

    Student: “No, no, no. This is the new ID. I just got it yesterday.”

    Me: “This can’t be the new ID because I’m getting an error message that this card has been reported lost or stolen. That message only comes up after you’ve replaced an ID.”

    Student: *puts both hands on counter and leans in* “Do you meant to tell me that I somehow managed to lose my original ID, get it replaced, lose the new ID, and then find my old ID without noticing?!”

    Me: “Um, yes?”

    Student: *agitated* “How is that even possible?!” *storms out*

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