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    Category: Bigotry

    This category is dedicated to the bottom rung of humanity at its worst — racists, homophobes, and other bigots — and, occasionally, employees at their finest.

    The Bigger The Bigotry, The Harder They Fall

    | GA, USA | At The Checkout, Bigotry, Family & Kids, Themed Giveaway

    (I drive to a local franchise retail store. I walk in to find a friend of mine, who is 22, but looks much younger because she’s so small, working as a cashier. She runs out to give me a quick hug.)

    Friend: “Hey! How have you been? My husband and my cousin are in the store right now! You should say hi to them!”

    (A customer in his 30s in a ball cap, t-shirt, and overalls, rolls his eyes and comments.)

    Customer: “Hey, b****! Get over here and do your job, and quit flirting with your boyfriend!”

    Friend: “Sorry, sir, I haven’t seen him in months.”

    Customer: “I don’t give a f***, w****! Get your a** back here, and ring up my stuff! That’s all you’re good for anyway!”

    (I start to step-up to the guy, when she interrupts me.)

    Friend: “First of all, I am married. Secondly, my husband is right there.”

    (She points at him as he rounds the corner.)

    Friend: “He’s a prison guard. His cousin with him is a pro wrestler. You may have seen him on Monday nights if you have cable. My friend here, who I just stopped from kicking your a** before either of them got here, is just a man who trains MMA fighters. Now… how may I help you?”

    (The customer drops his items and wallet and runs out the door before we can stop him. I decide to be a good samaritan and return it to him by finding out where he lives from his ID. The look on his face when I returned them to him at home was priceless.)

    Cause For Pregnant Pause, Part 2

    | Memphis TN, USA | Bigotry, Themed Giveaway, Top

    (I’m an employee in a hardware store. I’m helping a young married couple. The wife is wearing a flattering, but form-fitting top. An old couple standing nearby is complaining loudly.)

    Old Lady: “Young people today are so lazy! That’s why they’ve all gotten fat; they’re sitting around playing video games! And it makes it worse when they wear clothes that don’t fit! People who are old enough to know better shouldn’t wear clothes that are too tight; they make them look fatter! That girl right there; look at her! You can see her stomach pooch!”

    (The young wife places her hand over her belly.)

    Young Wife: “I’m… PREGNANT.”

    Old Lady: “I… I, um… Well, I wasn’t talking… Let’s go, honey!”

    (She grabs her husband, and they quickly leave.)

    Young Husband: “Just to confirm; we’re not pregnant, right?”

    Young Wife: “Nope, but that’s what the old b**** gets for talking s*** about strangers in public.”

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    | Not Always Right | Announcements, Bigotry, Themed Giveaway
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    Bigotry Does Not Check Out

    | NJ, USA | At The Checkout, Bigotry

    (A male customer cuts in line at the check-out during Black Friday.)

    Customer: “B****! Get off your lazy a** and bag my items!”

    Me: “Excuse me?”

    Customer: “You heard me! Or didn’t you? All you woman are as useless as—”

    Next Customer: “Pardon my interruption, but you do realize you wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for you mother… A WOMAN? You call that useless?”

    (The customer leaves quickly, without eye contact.)

    Racism And Ignorance Go Hand In Hand

    | USA | Bigotry, Family & Kids, Top

    (I’m babysitting my three-year-old neighbor, and I bring him to a nearby park. A woman approaches.)

    Woman: “How dare you!”

    Me: “Excuse me?”

    Woman: “I can’t believe you’re bringing your kid out in public like this! You’re setting a bad example for our kids! It’s like you’re saying that teenage pregnancy is alright!”

    Me: “Ma’am, are you saying that I had a kid at age twelve?”

    Woman: “At age twelve? You should be ashamed of yourself!”

    Me: “Ma’am, that kid is my neighbor.”

    Woman: “I’m not going to fall for that! You’re both Chinese! You look exactly like each other!”

    Me: “Ma’am, I’m Chinese, but he’s Korean.”

    (The woman turns bright red and stomps off.)


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