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    Sick Of His Secrets

    | USA | Bad Behavior, Health & Body, Pets & Animals

    (A man brought his little dog in because she wasn’t eating or going to the bathroom. The vets examined her and found that she had something stuck in her stomach blocking entrance to her small intestines. We ended up inducing vomiting. My job was to search for what could have caused the blockage.)

    Me: *digging through the pile of vomit with a tongue depressor* “Ugh. Why is there so much stuff here? The guy said she wasn’t eating!”

    Coworker: “Never thought I’d be digging through puke on a Saturday morning. Hey, what’s this?” *holding up a pink lacy thong with fishnet stockings stuck on it*

    Me: “Oh, my god.”

    (We bagged it up so the vet could show the client before sending it to the lab.)

    Vet: “Sir, we found the cause of the blockage.”

    Client: “Oh. OH. OH, MY… Can… can you please dispose of it?”

    Vet: “We have to send it to the lab. Don’t worry; we’ll have them dispose of it.”

    Client: “Thank you…”

    (After he left, we all just about died laughing.)

    Not Very Closed Minded, Part 11

    | FL, USA | At The Checkout, Bad Behavior

    (The store I work in has automatic timers on the lights that we have no control over. They are set to turn on right as we open and then several minutes after we close. It is strictly forbidden to have customers in the store with us once the lights are out. A woman comes in about two minutes before closing time.)

    Manager: “Hello, ma’am. We are closing in two minutes.”

    Customer: “Hmhmm.”

    (Again at closing:)

    Manager: “Ma’am, you will need to finish up your shopping because we are officially closed.”

    (A few minutes later she was still shopping so he told her AGAIN. She finally comes up to the register about a minute later but refuses to let me ring anything up. She starts sorting everything into piles of “Buy”, “Don’t Buy” and “Think About”.)

    Me: “Ma’am, we are closed. You need to just give me what you’re buying so we can check you out.”

    (She continues ignoring us, even though we repeat ourselves several more time, and just keeps sorting her items. The manager finally tells her he’s done waiting and that she needs to just leave RIGHT as the lights go out and we are all plunged into total darkness. The lady then turns to us and screams:)

    Customer: “WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE CLOSING!?”

    (At that she finally leaves because it is literally too dark in the store for me to run the register.)

    Related:
    Not Very Closed Minded, Part 10
    Not Very Closed Minded, Part 9
    Not Very Closed Minded, Part 8

    Not In A Playful Mood

    | PA, USA | Bad Behavior, Crazy Requests

    (I work for a major toy company at the service desk, and received a call from an older woman.)

    Caller: “Could you transfer me to the toy department?”

    Me: Sure, ma’am, which department did you need?”

    Caller: “The toy department.”

    (We get several calls of this nature a week so I am used to it.)

    Me: “What can I help you with today?”

    Caller: “I’m looking for a Minnie Mouse doll that sings when you hold its hands.”

    Me: “Absolutely, ma’am. One moment while I look this up for you… It looks like my computer says I have a few in stock, but our inventory has been a bit off after the holidays so would you like me to run back and verify that we do in fact have it in stock?”

    Caller: “Yes, please.”

    (Knowing the floor person is at lunch I ask the electronics supervisor to watch the service desk while I go look for this item. I find it on the other end of the store then have to come all the way back up with this doll.)

    Me: “Thank you very much for holding, I do have that doll. Would you like me to put it on hold for you?”

    Caller: “No, I already have one and I really don’t like these dolls so I’m just going to return it.” *hangs up*

    Carried Away With The Carrier

    | USA | Bad Behavior, Crazy Requests

    (I work at a pet store where a donation bin is located at the entrance/exit. People can drop off pet food and toys into these bins to be picked up by an organization that distributes them among local shelters; all this is clearly written on the bin. I am working the register when a customer who just spent around $150 dollars on cat supplies mere seconds ago returns and inquires about the bin.)

    Customer: “Is that bin for donations?”

    Me: “It is.”

    Customer: “So could just take a few things? The kind of food my cat eats is there and I really like one of the carriers.”

    Me: “No, sorry, everything there is going to a shelter.”

    Customer: “Oh… well, I mean, if you’re giving it all away anyway, why can’t I just take a few things?”

    Me: “Because everything in that bin is for local shelters. We can’t give it to anyone else.”

    Customer: “Can’t you make an exception? I really like that carrier.”

    Me: “Sorry, I can’t let anyone but the [Collection Agency] take anything from that bin.”

    Customer: *annoyed and raising her voice a bit* “What difference does it make if I take a few things? Either way it’s going to an animal! You just want me to have to spend more money here!”

    Me: *speaking calmly despite my annoyance* “I’m sorry, but those items are not mine to give. People drop them off to go to shelters, so until [Collection Agency] picks them up they must remain in the bin.”

    Customer: “What’s a shelter gonna need with a fancy carrier like that, anyway?!”

    Me: “Shelters often have to transport their animals for vet trips and adoption events. Granted, not many people donate carriers, but that’s all the more reason that such a donation would be appreciated. I can’t give anything from that bin away.”

    Customer: *suddenly speaking softly and dejectedly, probably in an attempt to gain sympathy* “But it’s the holidays…”

    Me: “Yes, and shelters really need these items.”

    Customer: “Fine!” *storms out*

    On A Maturity Diet

    | Sparta, WI, USA | At The Checkout, Bad Behavior, Food & Drink

    (Two customers approach my register one night with some two-liter bottles of Coke, some tubes of Mentos and other assorted snacks. I begin ringing them up.)

    Customer #1: “Don’t worry; we’re not gonna go do the Coke and Mentos thing.”

    Customer #2: “Yeah, that’s not what we’re going to go do.”

    Me: “Well, I figured as much. You’d want the diet for that to work.”

    (The customers trade a glance.)

    Customer #1: “Really?”

    Me: “Yup. It’s the artificial sweetener that helps speed the reaction.”

    (The customers trade a second glance.)

    Customer #2: “Mind if we go switch these out for diet?”

    Me: “They’re the same price; go for it.”

    Customer #1: “Thanks.”

    (They exchange the bottles and as they’re headed out the door…)

    Customer #1: “And we’re totally not gonna do the Diet Coke and Mentos thing!”

    (The kicker? They were in their late 30’s at the youngest, judging by their salt-and-pepper beard stubble.)

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