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    Those Books Can Be Killer To Finish

    | KY, USA | Awesome Customers, Awesome Workers, Books & Reading, History

    (I’m the customer in this situation:)

    Me: “I’m looking for a copy of Les Mis and I found several different copies from different publishers. What do you recommend?”

    Staff Member: “Well, it depends. Do you want a smaller-size copy that’d fit in your purse so you can take it anywhere?”

    Me: “Well… the print in those can get pretty tiny… Actually, I’m looking for a book hefty enough to kill someone with.”

    Staff Member: “…”

    Me: “Sorry.”

    Staff Member: “In that case, I suggest Tolstoy or Proust.”

    Deaf To Reason, Part 4

    | Mississauga, ON, Canada | At The Checkout, Awesome Customers, Bad Behavior

    (I am a cashier at a home improvement retail store, and an old lady comes up to my till holding a few cleaning supplies.)

    Me: Hi! How are you today?”

    Customer: *no answer*

    Me: “How are you today?”

    Customer: *no answer*

    Me: “Okay, your total comes to $17.36. Will that be on your store credit card?”

    Customer: *no answer, inserts card into reader and enters pin*

    Me: *hands her her receipt* “Thanks a lot! Have a good day!”

    Customer: “D*** kids! You could have at least said something. Isn’t it your job to make conversation with the customer? So rude!”

    Me: “I did. I asked you how you were doing, I asked if your purchase will be on our credit card, and I hoped you have a good day.”

    Customer: “Well, how was I supposed to know that? I’m as deaf as anything!”

    Me: *getting annoyed because of the lineup forming behind her* “You just heard what I said, ma’am. Have a good day.”

    Customer: “Well, I never! I’m going to get your rude a** fired!”

    Me: All right. You have a nice day, too.

    (The next customer walks up.)

    Next Customer: “Hi. I was wondering if you could charge me for a pack of toilet paper? That lady spread BS all over here.”

    Deaf To Reason, Part 3
    Deaf To Reason, Part 2
    Deaf To Reason

    Showing Signs Of A Recovery

    , | Canberra, ACT, Australia | At The Checkout, Awesome Customers

    (I am the customer in this story. I have just had a rant about customers in my store not reading signs to my fiancé while he was buying shoes.)

    Me: “Ah, these are nice.” *to sales clerk* “Excuse me, there is no 50% off sticker on these. Don’t you have a 50% off sale like the sign on the window says?”

    Sales Clerk: “Uh, no. That only applies to certain brands and this brand isn’t on sale.”

    Me: “Oh, no! I’ve turned into that customer that doesn’t read the whole sale sign! I was just ranting about those!”

    (We had a good laugh and talked about horrible customers and how sometimes we accidentally have those moments, so I think I was forgiven.)

    One More Thing That She Needs

    | ME, USA | At The Checkout, Awesome Customers, Bizarre

    (I’m on an express checkout when a woman unloads her groceries onto my belt. We exchange friendly greetings.)

    Me: “Did you find everything you needed okay?”

    Customer: “Does it look like I did?”

    Me: “…I guess?”

    Customer: “Do they ask you to ask that?”

    Me: “Yes, but I legitimately ask that question to make sure.”

    Customer: “I hate it when people ask you that at the register. It’s all right there, and if I didn’t, I’d go back and get it!”

    Me: “Well, that makes sense.”

    Customer: “See, I’m a one woman army to get cashiers to stop asking that question!”

    Bring (From) Home The Bacon

    | MI, USA | Awesome Customers, Food & Drink

    (I’m chatting with a customer as her husband tries on some jeans.)

    Me: “Oh, wow, what is that amazing smell?”

    Customer: “I just baked a bunch of bacon cookies before we came here.”

    Me: “Those sound so good. Oh, look, here he comes. Do they fit okay?”

    (Her husband was really picky about the jeans, but after about an hour I found a few pairs they both liked.)

    Customer: “How long are you working today?”

    Me: “My shift’s up, but I’ll be back tomorrow.”

    (The next day…)

    Customer: “Hi, remember me?”

    Me: “Sure do. Was everything okay with the jeans?”

    Customer: “They’re awesome. I just wanted to give you these.”

    (She hands me a gallon zip lock bag crammed full of bacon cookies. I’m speechless.)

    Customer: “Thank you so much for all your help yesterday.”

    (They were the best cookies ever. Thank you, wherever you are!)

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