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    Food For Thoughtless

    | Derby, England, UK | Awesome Customers, Food & Drink

    (The store I work in is now a very popular coffee brand store. We’ve been open for two weeks. The building was previously a food and dining store, but the building had been empty eight months prior to our store opening.)

    Me: “Hello, sir, how are you today?”

    Customer: “Well, I’m not very d*** good now!”

    Me: “Oh, I’m ever so sorry to hear that! How can I help you today?”

    Customer: “I came here for some breakfast, but you’re not [old store] any more!”

    Me: “Well, we do have breakfast options. We can heat them for yo—”

    Customer: “NO GOOD! I WANTED HOT FOOD!”

    Me: “We can do you hot food; we offer porridge, and of course our lovely hot dr—”

    Customer: “IT’S S***! IT’S GARBAGE, THAT’S WHAT IT IS! I WON’T PUT UP WITH IT!”

    (While he’s steadily getting angrier, another customer has entered the store behind him.)

    Me: “Um, there’s not really much else I can do I’m afraid, sir. Was there anything I can help you with?”

    Customer: “Yes, I’ll have a… NO! I’ll go somewhere else. THIS IS TOTAL S***! What do you have to say for yourself?!”

    Me: “Er… I’m sorry but [old store] hasn’t been open on this site for almost a year, so there really is nothing I can do about it. If that is everything, I will just serve the next customer who has been waiting patiently. Thank you, have a good d—”

    Customer: “I’M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU! I WA—”

    Next Customer: “Well, she’s finished with YOU! You’re obviously bloody stupid; EVERYONE knows that [old store] hasn’t been here for ages! It’s too d*** early for you to be yelling at this poor girl! Now, sod off and let me get my coffee!”

    (The first customer all but runs from the store.)

    Me: “Wow, thank you for that! I’m so sorry you had to step in though!”

    Next Customer: “No worries, my darling! Hey, I recognise you; didn’t you work at [popular fast food store]?”

    Me: “Yup! Five years of putting up with customers like that; I think I may have brought them with me!”

    Next Customer: “Oh, dear me. Well, this is for you, darling! Keep that smile going!”

    (The woman hands me a £5 note, swiftly followed by several more from the other customers in the store, all of whom come over when they hear where I used to work!)

    Some Customers Have Good Taste

    , | New York City, NY, USA | At The Checkout, Awesome Customers, Food & Drink, Top

    (I work at a fast food chain. I have just finished dealing with an absolutely horrendous customer, but I cannot take a break yet. My boss is sympathetic, but a little strict about breaks. I steel myself for the next customer.)

    Me: “Hi, how can I help you?”

    Customer: “One second, sorry.”

    (She is writing something on a slip of paper.)

    Customer: “Okay, thanks for waiting. Can I get some sweet tea? Also, that last guy was a jerk. Here!”

    (She hands me the piece of paper. It says: ‘notalwaysright.com’.)

    Customer: “If you need to feel better, then go here!”

    (Thank you so much, miss! I had never heard of this site before today, and I’m so glad you were kind to me!)

    Good Honest Coffee

    | Canada | Awesome Customers, Food & Drink

    Regular: “Is [coworker] here?”

    Me: “No, is there something I can do for you?”

    Regular: “Oh, I was just here yesterday and I was chatting with [coworker], and didn’t pay for my espresso. I’d like to pay for it now.”

    (I look at him in shock.)

    Regular: “Why are you looking at me like that?”

    Me: “Because most people aren’t that honest.”

    Regular: “Well, they should be; what’s so difficult about it?”

    Me: “Nothing, but it’s unusual. Would you like your usual along with it?”

    Regular: “Yes, please, but make sure you charge me for yesterday’s as well.”

    (The girl I am working with and I are just awestruck. It puts us in a good mood for the rest of the day.)

    Looney For The Tunes

    | MI, USA | Awesome Customers

    (I work at a feed mill. I am helping a customer load her car.)

    Me: “Is there anything else I can help you with, ma’am?”

    Customer: “No, I’m good.”

    (As she is getting in her car, I notice a Looney Toons special edition jacket.)

    Me: “That is a very nice jacket, ma’am. My father has one just like it, and I absolutely love it.”

    Customer: “Does he have this exact one?”

    Me: “Yes he does.”

    Customer: “Very cool.”

    (She proceeds to drive away, and I get back to my work. As it is nearing closing time, I see her pull back in the lot.)

    Me: “Did I forget something, ma’am?”

    (She exits the car holding the jacket.)

    Customer: “Here, please try this on. If it fits, you may have it.”

    (I am absolutely thunder struck by this, so I try it on. It fits perfectly.)

    Customer: “I am glad it fits you. I have had this jacket for sometime now, and I am glad to see it go to someone who can appreciate it more than I do!”

    Sat Too Long On The Hash Key

    | IL, USA | Awesome Customers, Technology, Top

    (I’m manager of the electronic department in a retail store. Though we do not offer tech support, I often give out advice when I can, since I’m pretty tech savvy.)

    Customer: “Hey, you seem to know your stuff; I’ve seen you around. Listen, my cat sat on my laptop the other day, and now I can’t get the track-pad to work. I could use a mouse, but it’s more to carry around and they make my hand hurt.”

    Me: “I can’t be sure, but it sounds like your cat may have just disabled it. Most laptops have a button you can turn it on/off with, and the cat probably pressed it by accident.”

    (I show him on a demo unit what to look for and where it might be. He thanks me, and heads out. I don’t think anything of it until I see him again, about 30 minutes later, with a plastic shopping bag in tow.)

    Customer: “So, I tried to find what you suggested, but I couldn’t figure it out. Do you think you could show me?”

    (I look around nervously, since I’m technically not allowed to perform any services like this. But he already has the laptop out on my counter, and it’s powering up. Since no one is around, I decide to help him out.)

    Me: “Your track-pad was locked. This button right here locks and unlocks it. See the little light that comes on when it’s working?”

    Customer: “Oh man, that’s awesome! I can’t believe it was so simple. Listen, I was ready to spend a lot to get this fixed, but you did it for free! Can I give you this $20 as a tip?”

    Me: “Ah… no. Unfortunately we are not allowed to accept tips. If you’re really insistent that I take it, I’ll have to turn it over to my boss, and it’ll become part of a charitable donation.”

    Customer: “What if I just drop it as I’m leaving, and you happen to pick it up?”

    Me: “There’s a security camera right above us. Listen, I really appreciate the thought, but I can’t accept it. Think of it as my good deed for the day.”

    Customer: “Right on man, like karma. Hey, you want some of this bud?”

    (He pulls a small plastic bag of marijuana out of his pocket, and offers it towards me.)

    Me: “Ah! Sir, I would highly recommend putting that away. I did mention there’s a security camera right above us.”

    Customer: “Oh, yeah. Well, I hope when you get off work you get to smoke up, drink up, or whatever it is you do to unwind. You deserve it, man. Let that good karma flow back to you!”

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