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    Catcher In The Sky

    | Detroit, MI, USA | Top

    Customer: “How much is this bird?”

    Me: “Sir, how did you get the bird out of the cage? The cage was locked.”

    Customer: “Oh, I got this one from the birds you have outside by the door.”

    Me: “Those aren’t our birds.”

    Customer: “What?”

    Me: “Sir, you picked up a wild bird. But congratulations, because I can’t imagine it was a simple task.”