Catastrophe Averted
(I work at a fast food restaurant and was taking money. My co-worker was taking drive-thru orders right beside me.)
Coworker: “Hi there, welcome to ***. What can I get for you today?”
Customer: “Give me one ranch wrap. That’s all.”
Coworker: “Would you like your wrap crispy or grill?”
Customer: “No, I want it ranch.”
Coworker: “Yes, but would you like the chicken crispy or grilled?”
Customer: “RANCH!”
Coworker: “CRISPY OR GRILLED?”
Customer: “LISTEN TO ME, YOU LITTLE SH–oh, um, crispy…”


