(A customer comes through my check-out line looking agitated.)
Customer: “How dare you work on a sacred day of rest!”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “Today is Sunday! Why are you here? You should be in church, you blasphemous heathen! Why are you here?”
Me: “I’m working on Sunday because there are customers that want to buy groceries on Sundays.”
(The customer immediately shut up and didn’t speak for the rest of the time I rang up his groceries).