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    , | Wisconsin, USA | Uncategorized

    Me, on the phone: “Thank you for calling Hollister, how can I help you?”

    Customer: “Yes, I’m looking for a specific shirt, I was wondering if you have it?”

    Me: “Ok, can you describe it?”

    Customer: “Well it’s blue, and it says “Hollister’ on it.”

    Me: “Riiiiiiigghhht.”