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    Cashier By Day, Consort By Night

    | NC, USA |

    Customer: “Hi, are you all sold out of condoms?”

    Me: “Yes, sir, we’ve been out of condoms for a week. I’m sorry, but you’ll probably have to go to a [pharmacy] to find some.”

    Customer: “Can I have one from your personal stash?”

    Me: “My personal stash?”

    Customer: “Yeah, from your purse.”

    Me: “Sir, I think you have mistaken me with a different profession!”