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    Car Parked, Brain In Neutral

    | Downers Grove, IL, USA | Top

    Customer: “Hi, um, my car was stolen.”

    Me: “Well, okay, let’s go out and see where you’re parked.”

    (We walk into the parking lot.)

    Me: “Okay, where did you park?”

    Customer: “Right there, where the Prius is parked! God d***
    tree-hugging democrat piece of s***!”

    Me: “Okay, well, let’s go inside and call the police.”

    (While we wait for the police to come she makes some phone calls and then comes back into the office.)

    Customer: “Sorry, never mind. Turns out I drove the Prius today and not the Honda.”