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Captain Obvious To The Rescue

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Me: “Hello, welcome to ***, what kind of sandwich can I get for you?”

Customer: “Uhh… I’ll get a Club.”

Me: “Would you like a 6 inch or a footlong?”

Customer: “I don’t know, how long is a footlong?”

Me: “It’s a FOOT LONG.”