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    Captain Obvious’ Revenge

    | Edinburgh, Scotland, UK |

    Customer: “How cold is the Extra Cold Guinness?”

    Me: “Colder than the regular Guinness.”

    Customer: “Okay, I’ll try it.”

    (Customer takes a sup of his pint.)

    Customer: “It just tastes like regular Guinness, but colder!”

    Me: “…yup.”

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