Can’t Spell Without Without With
(A customer pulls up in our drive-thru. Note that our bacon cheeseburger is made exactly the same as our cheeseburger, except for the bacon. The bacon cheeseburger is also more expensive.)
Me: “Hi there, what can I get for you today?”
Customer: “Hi, I’d like a bacon cheeseburger with no bacon. Just mayonnaise and ketchup.”
Me: “Okay, so a cheeseburger with only mayo and ketchup.”
Customer: “No, a bacon cheeseburger with no bacon, and only mayonnaise and ketchup.”
Me: “Well, our cheeseburger is made exactly the way we make our bacon cheeseburger, except it has bacon on it and it costs more. So a bacon cheeseburger with no bacon is a cheeseburger.”
Customer: “NO! You don’t understand! I want a BACON CHEESEBURGER, with NO BACON, just mayonnaise and ketchup!”
Me: “I understand ma’am, but if I charge you for a bacon cheeseburger with no bacon, it’s more expensive than buying a cheeseburger, which is the same thing.”
Customer: “I DON’T CARE! I want a bacon cheeseburger with NO BACON! Just mayonnaise and ketchup!”
Me: “All right then.” *charges her for a bacon cheeseburger with no bacon* “That will be $*.** at the first window.”
(The customer comes up to the window and reads her receipt, looking satisfied.)
Customer: “Now, was that so hard?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?