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    Can’t See The Wood In The Trees

    | Dallas, TX, USA | At The Checkout

    ( I am ringing up a customer. I pick up a plastic bag and hold it up.)

    Me: “Do you need a bag?”

    Customer: “No, thanks. I’ll save a tree.”

    Me: *jokingly* “Yeah, those plastic trees are really endangered.”

    Customer: *looking shocked and worried* “They are?!”