Fifty Shades Of The Doctor

(My boyfriend and I are lying on his bed, talking about nicknames and generally being silly. Due to the fact that I’m more dominant and we joke that I wear the pants in the relationship, he has been calling me ‘Mistress’ from time to time.)

Boyfriend: “I think that you need another nickname besides Mistress, cause I can’t say it in public.”

Me: *innocent look* “But doesn’t it make me the enemy of the Doctor?”

Boyfriend: *stares at me for a second before lighting up* “I love you!”

(He still calls me Mistress.)