Can’t Get With The Program(ming)

Customer #1: “And that’s all today!”

Me: “Alrighty!” *hands over food* “Is there anything else with that today?— Oh, sorry, programming. Have a nice day!”

Customer #1: *laughs and walks away*

Me: *to Customer #2* “Have a nice day— Argh! I mean, having a nice day? I mean— Hi, what can I get you?”

Customer #2: “You’re glitching a little, dear.”

Coworker: “I think she just needs a reboot.”