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    Can’t Get A Number In Edgewise

    | Sioux Falls, SD, USA |

    Me: “…Okay, well, if you need anything else, you can call us back. Would you like the number?”

    Caller: “Yes.”

    Me: “Okay. Are you ready?”

    Caller: “Yes.”

    Me: “Wonderful. It’s 1—”

    Caller: “What’s the number?”

    Me: “It’s 1-8—”

    Caller: “What’s the number?”

    Me: “It’s 1—”

    Caller: “1, yes, you said that! Hello?! What is the rest?! What is with this service?!”