Literally Dressed Up For The Occasion

(I am rather tall and thin, while my boyfriend is short and thick with muscle. He is helping me clean up the house for a party, wearing stained work clothes. I toss his laundry in to wash and think nothing of it until he goes to change for the party.)

Boyfriend: “Oh, s***!”

Me: “What?”

Boyfriend: “My clothes are gone!”

Me: “No, they’re just in the washer.”

Boyfriend: “What am I supposed to wear for the party?”

Me: “I don’t know. Find something! You can’t have run out of clothes!”

(I go take a shower. When I get out, I head back to our bedroom to find him wearing a dress that I received as a gift, and has never hung right on me. He looks amazing in it.)

Boyfriend: “If you love me you’ll let me have this.”