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    Can’t Cedar Forest For The Trees

    | Westchester, OH, USA | Top

    Customer: “These Christmas trees all look so fake! I want to get one fresh from the Everglades!”

    (I chuckle, and then realize he is serious.)

    Me: “Sir, the Everglades aren’t exactly known for there Christmas trees.”

    Customer: “Oh yeah! I forgot, it’s all frozen.”

    Me: “No sir, the Everglades are in the middle of Florida.”

    Customer: “Oh, well I was never good at geometry anyway.”