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    Cannibalism Is Child’s Play

    | WV, USA | Bizarre, Family & Kids, Theme Of The Month

    (I’m stocking in an aisle in which a customer is also shopping. From a few aisles away comes the high pitched scream of a child. The customer turns and smiles at me.)

    Customer: “That child should have been eaten at birth.”

    Me: “…”