Can You Smell The Love Tonight, Part 19
(I have a slightly upset stomach.)
Me: *farts*
Wife: *while gagging* “Oh, my god, that’s disgusting. Was that you?”
Me: *still half asleep* “Hashtag sorrynotsorry”
Wife: “Did you actually just verbally say hashtag?”
Me: “Yep, but if it’s any consolation, I think I may have just hashtagged my boxers as well…”
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Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.