Caller I-D’oh

(I am calling customers to remind them to pick up their ready orders.)

Girl: “Ooh… Mmm… Ahh…”

(A fumbling sound can be heard as more moaning and gasping.)

Me: “Ah. Yes, this is [My Name] calling from [Opticians] and I just wanted to speak with [Client]; however, if this is a bad time–”

Girl: “Mmm… Hold on.”

(I hear the sound of the phone being handed over to another person.)

Man: “Ooh… Mmm… Ahh… Just kidding, mom. What’s up? I thought you were at the spa today.”

Me: “Actually I’m not your mom. This is actually just [My Name] calling from [Opticians] to let you know your order’s been ready for quite some time to pick up.”

Man: “Oh, t-thanks.”

Me: “Yep, that’s no problem. Have a good day.”