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    (I am calling customers to remind them to pick up their ready orders.)

    Girl: “Ooh… Mmm… Ahh…”

    (A fumbling sound can be heard as more moaning and gasping.)

    Me: “Ah. Yes, this is [my name] calling from [Opticians] and I just wanted to speak with [client’s name] however, if this is a bad time–”

    Girl: “Mmm… Hold on.”

    (I hear the sound of the phone being handed over to another person.)

    Man: “Ooh… Mmm… Ahh… Just kidding, mom. What’s up? I thought
    you were at the spa today.”

    Me: “Actually I’m not your mom. This is actually just [my name] calling from [Opticians] to let you know your order’s been ready for quite some time to pickup.”

    Man: “Oh, t-thanks.”

    Me: “Yep, that’s no problem. Have a good day.”